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1、英语小笑话带翻译 10 字 【篇一：英语小笑话带翻译 10 字】eacher: tom, why are you late for school every day? tom: everytime i come to the corner, a sign says, school-go slow . 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到 ? 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着： 学校-慢行。q: what s the difference between a monkey and a flea? a: amonkey can have fleas, but a flea can t have
2、monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢 ?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。q: how can you most irritate a farmer? a: by treading on hiscorn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的 ;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。 corn 既可以表示 玉米/谷物 ，也有 鸡眼 的意思。 q: which is the strongest creature in theworld? a: the snail. it carries its house on i
3、ts back. 因为snail( 蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢 ?q: how do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? a:keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者 (sleepwalker) 梦游(walk inhis sleep) 呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。q: what do people do in a clock factory? a: they make faces allday.
4、一看到 make faces 这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工 作的人整天都做鬼脸呀 !因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上 解释为制造钟面。my little dog can t read mrs. brown: oh, my dear, i have lost myprecious little dog! mrs. smith: but you must put an advertisement in the papers! mrs. brown: it s no use, my littledog can t read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了
5、! 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊 ! 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。not long after an old chinese woman came back to china fromher visit to her daughter in the states, she went to a city bankto deposit the us dollars her daughter gave her. at the bankcounter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if themoney was real.
6、 it made the old lady out of patience. at lastshe could not hold any more, uttering. trust me, sir, and trustthe money. they are real us dollars. they are directly fromamerica. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说： 相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元
7、，它们是从美国直接带来的。bring me the winner - waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -i m sorry, sir. it must have been in a fight. - well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 - 服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 10.he is really somebody - my uncle has 1000 men under him. -he is really somebody. what does he do? - a maintenance manin a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 - 我叔叔下面有 1000 个人。- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的 ? - 墓地守墓人。【篇二：英语小笑话带翻译 10 字】teacher:how old is your father? 老师：你爸爸多大了 ?sunny:as old as i am.sunny: 和我一样大 .teacher:how is it possible 老师：这怎么可能呢 ?
英语小笑话带翻译10字
