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1、怦然心动（中英文台词）我只希望朱莉贝克能离我远点All I ever wanted was for Juli Baker to leave me alone.故事始于一年级暑假 1957 年的夏天It all began in the summer of 1957, before the start of second grade.我们到家啦 Here we are.你们觉得这里怎么样 ? 我挺喜欢的What do you guys think? I like this place.很赞呢我的房间是什么颜色 ?Its cool. Uh, what color is my room?别急嘛 Ju

2、st you wait.咱们进去瞧瞧 嘿 布莱斯Lets see whats inside. Hey, come on, buddy Bryce.V 过来给我搭把手搬东西Why dont, uh, you and I go help unload the van让姑娘们去整理厨房吧and the womenfolk here can get in the kitchen and start setting up.V 好的 老爸 Okay, Dad.于我而言 这意味着我从此步入了For me, it was the beginning of what would be长达五年的不安与逃避生涯mo

3、re than half a decade of strategic avoidance and social discomfort.嗨我是朱莉贝克喂喂喂 你干嘛呢？Hi, Im Juli Baker.Hey, hey, what are you doing?要我帮忙吗 ? Dont you want some help?不必了 那里面都是贵重物品No. Theres some valuable things in there.那我就搬这个吧不用了How about this one?No, no, no.赶紧回家吧 你妈妈没准在找你呢Run home. Your mothers probab

4、ly wondering where you are.fine.没关系 我妈妈知道我在哪 她同意我过来 Oh, no, my momknows where I am. She said its 显然这姑娘也太不识趣了It didnt take long to realize this girl could not take a hint. 咱们仨在这儿有点挤吧 不要紧啊Its crowded in here with three people.I dont mind.毫无自知之明 我们一起推吧 ?Of any kind. You wanna push this one together? 布莱

5、斯 你妈妈还等着你去帮忙吧 ?Bryce, isnt it time for you to go help your mother? 是啊是啊 Oh, yeah.我真是拿她没辙 I mean, nothing would stop her. 我终于忍无可忍 这时候诡异的事情却发生了I was about to tell her to get lost when the weirdest thing happened. 我真是难以置信 I couldnt believe it.我居然会牵着陌生女孩的手There I was holding hands with this strange girl

6、. 我咋就惹上了这种麻烦 ? 你好呀How did I get into this mess? Well, hello. 看来你已经认识我儿子了 I see youve met my son 我不得不使出 7 岁男生仅有的气概Finally, I did the only manly thing available when youre 7 years old. 然而 还有一大串的麻烦等着我However, my troubles were far from over. 就在我走进叶尔森老师的教室时The minute I walked into Miss Yelsons classroom

7、布莱斯 ? 你也在这啊 Bryce? Youre here.很显然 it was clear:即使在学校 也无法逃脱她的魔掌 School would not be a sanctuary. 嘿 布莱斯 你女朋友呢 ? Hey, Bryce, wheres your girlfriend? 枉我一世英名啊 I was branded for life.嘿 布莱斯 你咋不向她求婚呢 ?Hey, Bryce, why dont you ask her to marry you? 布莱斯和朱莉爬上树梢 Bryce and Juli sitting in a tree卿卿我我甜如蜜 K-l-S-S-l

8、-N-G搬来镇上的第一年简直就是场灾难 My first year in town was a disaster. 瞧那小两口呀 Look at them.接下来的三年也不尽如人意 And the next three werent much better. 就这么捱到了六年级 我总算不再坐以待毙But finally, in the sixth grade, I took action.想到了一个大狠招 I hatched the plan.雪利 Sherry. 雪利 等一下 Sherry, wait up.嗨 布莱斯 Hi, Bryce. Heh.我向雪利斯道尔斯展开攻势I asked o

9、ut Sherry Stalls.我想问你愿不愿意 . I was wondering if you wanted to go这个招数的绝妙之处在于 To full appreciate the brilliance of this plan雪利斯道尔斯是朱莉的眼中钉you have to un dersta nd that Juli hated Sherry Stalls但我始终想不通其中的缘由though I never understood why.雪利长发飘飘 为人和善 Sherry was nice, friendly and she had a lot of hair. 我妈之前一

10、直不让我打耳洞后来我拼命求她At first, my mother wouldnt let me get my ears pierced, but I begged 我原本一心指望 只要和雪利吃吃饭 The idea was that Sherry would eat with me散散步 就能让朱莉知难而退maybe wed walk around together, and hopefully Juli would lose interest. 她还是不允许我 16 岁前打耳洞 But I still cant get the hoops till Im 16. 太可惜了 Oh, that

11、s a shame. 米娜妮也想打耳洞 So Melanie wanted to get her ears pierced, 但她老妈也不是省油的灯 but of course her mother said no. 她就在家大发雷霆 So she threw a fit 把约翰尼马蒂斯的精选辑给砸了and smashed her Joh nny Mathis Greatest Hits album结果就被禁足了 and she got grounded, 连我的睡衣派对都来不了 so now she cant come to my pajama sleepover party.事情进展相当顺

12、利 Things were unfolding quite nicely. 你的科学实验打算怎么做 ? What are you doing for your science project? 直到我所谓的挚友加利特埃恩德That is, until my supposed best friend, Garrett Einbinder 开始打起了雪利的主意 took an interest in Sherry himself. 我想展示各种护发素 I was thinking of showing how split ends react 如何修复头发分叉 with different hai

13、r conditioners.太棒了 Thats fascinating. 俗话说得好 重色必轻友 加利特这个叛徒Loyalty gave way to desire and Garrett, the turncoat 向雪利全盘托出我的计划 told Sherry what I was up to. 混蛋 Jerk.她自然很是生气 She didnt take it well.至于朱莉 Word got back to Juli, 她自然又开始对我故技重施and pretty soon she started up with the goo-goo eyes again. 而且还变本加厉 O

14、nly this time it was worse.居然开始嗅我 She started sniffing me.你没听错 她居然用鼻子嗅我 Thats right, sniffing me. 搞什么飞机啊 ? What was that all about?我只能期望来年能摆脱魔掌My only consolation was that next year would be different. 但愿升入初中后 Junior high, bigger school. 不用再和她同班 Maybe wed be in different classes 彻底结束我的噩梦 and it woul

15、d finally, finally be over.见到布莱斯罗斯基的第一眼我便怦然心动了The first day I met Bryce Loski, I flipped.他的双眸让我如痴如醉It was those eyes, something in those dazzling eyes. 我们一起推吧 ? You wanna push this one together? 那时候他们刚搬到我家隔壁 His family had just moved into the neighborhood 我过去帮他们搬东西 and Id gone over to help them.我在车里

16、刚呆了 2 分钟 Id been in the van all of two minutes 他老爸就让她去帮他妈妈 when his dad sent him off to help his mom. 我知道他并不想离开 I could see he didnt wanna go.于是我追上前去 So I chased after him to see 问他能不能先玩一会再进屋 if we could play a little before he got trapped inside. 接着他便用力握着我的手 The next thing I know, hes holding my ha

17、nd 与我深情凝视 and looking right into my eyes.那一刹那 我的心停止了跳动 My heart stopped.这一刻到来了吗 ? Was this it? 是时候迎来我的初吻了吗 ? Would this be my first kiss? 没想到他妈妈却出来了 你好呀But then his mother came out.Well, hello.他感到无比羞愧 脸都红了And he was so embarrassed, his cheeks turned completely red. 那晚我躺在床上 不停幻想初吻的场景I went to bed tha

18、t night thinking of the kiss that might have been. 我知道他对我动心了 I mean, it was clear he had feelings for me, 只是怯于表达爱意 but he was just too shy to show them. 妈妈说过男孩子都会这样 My mother said boys were like that. 我决定帮他克服心中的恐惧So I decided to help him out.布莱斯 ? 你也在这啊 Bryce? Youre here.我会竭尽所能帮他彻底释放自我I would give h

19、im plenty of opportunity to get over his shyness.六年级那年 我学着有所收敛By the sixth grade, Id learned to control myself.没想到半路却杀出个雪利斯道尔斯Then Sherry Stalls entered the picture.雪利斯道尔斯就是一人尽可夫的长舌妇Sherry Stalls was nothing but a whiny, gossipy, backstabbing flirt. 头发长见识短 All hair and no substance.而且她竟然 . And there

20、 she was 和布莱斯十指紧扣 那可是我家布莱斯 holding hands with Bryce. My Bryce. 我的初吻白马王子The one who was walking around with my first kiss.我决定对她视而不见 依照布莱斯的品性My solution was to ignore her. I knew a boy of Bryces caliber 总有一天能意识到雪利有多浅薄无知would eventually see through a shallow conniver like Sherry Stalls. 如我所料 他俩一周后便分手了I

21、t took all of a week. They broke up at recess. 她也不看看自己几斤几两 She didnt take it well. 自从布莱斯摆脱了朱莉的魔掌Now that Bryce was out of Sherrys evil clutches, 对我也变得更为友善 he started being nicer to me. 嗨 朱莉嗨 布莱斯Hi, Juli. Hi, Bryce.他如此腼腆可人 He was so shy and so cute 他的发丝间弥漫着西瓜的香氛 and his hair, it smelled like watermel

22、on. 我简直如痴如醉 I couldnt get enough of it.整整一年我都沉浸在这迷人的芬芳里I spent the whole year secretly sniffing watermelon 期盼着何时能迎来我的初吻 and wondering if I was ever going to get my kiss. 升入初一后 生活开始有所改观 Seventh grade brought changes, all right. 但最大的变化并非学校 But the biggest one didnt happen at school.而是出现在家中 It happened

23、 at home.外公搬来与我们同住 My grandfather came to live with us. 妈妈说他是过于思念外婆 才会如此迷惘Mom said he stared like that because he missed Grandma. 但他怎么可能对我推心置腹呢That was not something Grandpa would ever talk about with me. 其实他在我面前总是沉默寡言As a matter of fact, he never talked about much of anything with me. 直到朱莉的名字登上了当地报

24、纸That is, until Juli appeared in the local newspaper.布莱斯 能和你聊聊吗 ? 有事吗 ?Oh, Bryce. May I speak with you? What?坐吧 孩子 Have a seat, son.跟我说说你的朋友朱莉贝克吧Tell me about your friend Juli Baker.其实朱莉算不上是我朋友 Juli. Shes not exactly my friend. 为什么呢 ? Oh. Whys that?你怎么突然问这个 ? Why do you wanna know?朱莉贝克登上梅菲尔德时报Now, J

25、uli Baker did not wind up in The Mayfield Times 可不是因为她天赋异禀 for being an eighth-grade Einstein. 而是因为她赖在无花果树上No, she got front-page coverage because she refused 死活不肯下来 to climb out of a sycamore tree.朱莉贝克和那棵白痴无花果树Juli Baker and that stupid sycamore tree.她认为那棵树 She always thought it was Gods gift 是上帝对我

26、们的恩赐 to our little corner of the universe. 嘿 布莱斯 过来和我们一起爬树不 ?Hey, Bryce. Wanna come climb the tree with me and my brothers?不了 谢谢 No, thanks. 布莱斯 快上来嘛 很好玩的 Bryce. Come up here. Its fun. 可以看到全世界呢 我没空You can see everything. I cant. 我爸爸让我帮他去修 .My dad needs me to help him fix修东西 a thing.拉倒吧 Thats all I n

27、eeded.我才不要和朱莉贝克一起爬树呢Climb up a tree with Juli Baker.我可不想重温二年级的噩梦 Id be dragged right back into the second grade.布莱斯和朱莉爬上树梢 Bryce and Juli sitting in a tree. 我宁可下半辈子吃青豆度日Why dont you just make me eat lima beans for the rest of my life. 还有三个街区就来了 Its three blocks away.只剩两个喽 Two blocks.还有最后一个 One block

28、 away. 还真把自己当回事最受不了她这种人了Like thats valuable information. I hate it when she does that. 真希望校车哪天能罢工I like to think theres at least a chance the bus wont show. 这棵树在晨曦中显得尤为美丽 你说对么 ?I think the tree looks particularly beautiful in this light. Dont you? 如果你所谓的美丽是指奇丑无比If by beautiful you mean unbelievably

29、ugly, 那我绝对赞成 then, yes, I would agree.你眼神不太好吧 我真同情你Youre just visually challenged. I feel sorry for you.眼神不太好 ? Visually challenged?眼神不太好 ? Visually challenged? 她家不也是街坊邻里的笑柄么This from the girl who lived in a house居然敢这么说我 ? that was the joke of the neighborhood?灌木爬满了窗台 门前杂草丛生They had bushes growing o

30、ver windows and weeds all over the place.我老爸为此很是不爽 It bugged my dad bigtime.哟 快瞧瞧 Oh, there he is.砌墙工当自己是大画家呢 The bricklayer who thinks hes a painter.嫌那破车不够寒碜 That trucks not ugly enough in real life?还得画幅画裱起来 ? Hes gotta make a painting of it?人家的风景画可是集市上的抢手货No, he does landscapes. Sells them at the

31、county fair.大家都夸赞他呢 People say theyre beautiful.风景画 ? 要我说吧 Landscapes? Let me tell you something.他要是能把院子拾掇拾掇 The world would have more beauty in it这个世界一定会更加美好if hed do a little landscaping on that piece of crap he calls a yard.我真同情他老婆 嫁了这么个幻想家I feel bad for his wife. She married a dreamer.always梦想与现

32、实间的冲突 总得有一个人来承受 Because of that, one of the two of them will beunhappy.没错 可为啥要殃及无辜呢 ?Yeah, fine. But why do we have to be unhappy?和朱莉贝克成天赖在树上相比As ann oyi ng as the yard was to my dad她家那院子其实也不见得有多惹人生厌it was nothing compared to how annoying Juli Baker was in that tree.还有三个街区哦 Three blocks away.每天早上我们都

33、不得不忍受 Every morning we had to listen to the sound她极为啰嗦的交通播报 of her blow-by-blow traffic report. 还有两个了 Two blocks.到喽 There you go.为什么要叫 三个臭皮匠 呢? Why do they call it The Three Stooges?明明有五个人啊 什么 ? I mean, theres five of them. What?你看啊 莫伊 拉里 克里 谢普和卷毛乔伊Well, yeah, theres Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp and Cur

34、ly Joe. 可每场戏却只有三个人 是啊Yeah, but they only have three at a time.Yeah.我讨厌卷毛乔伊 他哪算得上臭皮匠呢You know, I hate Curly Joe. I mean, he shouldnt even be a Stooge. 姑娘 我可要报警了 Listen, girl, Im this close to calling the police. 你侵犯私人土地 妨碍施工You are trespassing and obstructing progress on a contracted job. 怎么了 ? 你最好自己

35、下来Whats going on?Either you come down要不我们就砍树了 你们赶紧上来吧or were gonna cut you down.You guys, come up here with me.咱们人一多他们就不敢砍了 They wont cut it down if were all up here. 车来了 朱莉真是疯了Bus, bus, bus.Juli was frantic.他们想把树给砍了 They wanted to cut down her tree. 真不明白那无比畸形的树I couldnt understand why that mutant t

36、angle of gnarly branches 在她心里怎么就那么重要 布莱斯 求你了meant so much to her.Bryce, please.我很同情她 别管她I felt bad for her.Leave her.但我可不至于为此旷课 But I wasnt about to cut school over it. 走吧 哥们儿 Come on, bro.你为什么不把她当朋友呢 布莱斯 ? Why isnt she your friend, Bryce? 等你真正了解朱莉就明白了 Youd have to know Juli. 我倒真想认识她 Well, Id like t

37、o.为什么 ? Why? 这姑娘挺有骨气的 That girl has an iron backbone. 要不你抽空请她来家里玩 ? Why dont you invite her over sometime? 有骨气 ? An iron backbone?她那是一根筋 Shes just stubborn 而且还很自以为是 and shes pushy beyond belief. 是这样吗 ? Is that so?她从二年级起就老是缠着我 And shes been stalking me since the second grade. 这种女孩可是可遇不可求的 Well, a gir

38、l like that doesnt live next door to everyone. 谁遇上谁倒霉 Lucky them.看看这个 Read this. 放下心中的成见 Without prejudice.我才没兴趣去了解朱莉贝克Like I needed to know anything more about Juli Baker. 第二天早上朱莉没去等校车 Juli wasnt at the bus stop the next morning. 第三天也不见她出现 Or the morning after that.不知道她怎么来学校的 She was at school, but

39、 youd never know it. 小乔伊 ? 他那妆也太浓了他不显老啊Little Joe? Hes got so much makeup on He doesnt age. 我告诉自己应该感到庆幸 I told myself I should be glad about it. 这不就是我日期夜盼的吗 ? I mean, isnt that what Id always wanted? 但我仍替她感到难过But still, I felt bad for her.我想跟她说声对不起但是一想 还是算了I was gonna tell her I was sorry, but then

40、I thought, hey, no 我可真不希望 thats the last thing I needed:让朱莉贝克以为我在想她Juli Baker thi nking I missed her.我知道你为什么喜欢这里 I see why you like to come out here. 那你能开导开导你老妈不 ? Would you mind explaining it to your mother?我喜欢看着爸爸作画 I loved to watch my father paint.更喜欢在他画画时和他聊天 Or really, I loved to hear him talk

41、while he painted. 这样能让我更了解他 I learned a lot about my dad that way.他和我无话不谈 He told me all sorts of things比如他怎样得到第一份工作 like how he got his first job delivering hay 他多么渴望能完成学业 and how hed wished hed finished college. 有一天 他出人意料地问我 Then one day he surprised me.你和布莱斯罗斯基是怎么回事？ Whats goi ng on with you and,

42、 uh, Bryce Loski?什么怎么回事啊 ? 没什么呀 What do you mean? Nothing.那好吧 Oh, okay.是我想多了 My mistake.你怎么会这么想 ? Why would you even think that?其实也没什么 No reason.只是你成天都把他挂在嘴边 Just that you talk about him all the time.我有吗 ? I do?我也不知道 I dont know. 也许我被他的双眼所吸引吧 I guess its something about his eyes.还有他迷人的微笑 Or maybe hi

43、s smile.那他人怎么样 ? But what about him?什么 ? 你得考虑画的整体效果What? You have to look at the whole landscape.什么意思 ? What does that mean?一幅画绝非简单拼凑就能完成A painting is more than the sum of its parts.一头牛只是一头牛 A cow by itself is just a cow.草地也只长满了青草和花朵 A meadow by itself is just grass, flowers. 阳光照进大树的枝桠 亦不过缕缕薄光And th

44、e sun peeking through the trees is just a beam of light.但你若能将它们衔接拼凑 But you put them all together 却能收获意想不到的成果 and it can be magic.我对他的话一知半解 直到一天下午I didnt really understand what he was saying until one afternoon 我爬上无花果树的枝头 when I was up in the sycamore tree. 试图去捡风筝 I was rescuing a kite.它挂得很高 我从没爬过这么

45、高 It was a long way up, higher than Id ever been. 但我发现爬得越高 眼前的景象便愈发迷人And the higher I got, the more amazed I was by the view. 沁人心脾的微风迎面扑来 I began to notice how wonderful the breeze smelled. 夹杂着阳光和野草的芬芳 Like sunshine and wild grass.我忍不住大口呼吸 I couldnt stop breathing it in让肺里溢满甜美醉人的气息 filling my lungs

46、with the sweetest smell Id ever known. 嘿 我的风筝被你找到了 Hey, you found my kite.布莱斯 你真该上来看看 Bryce, you should come up here. 太美了 Its so beautiful.不行 我扭伤了 . I cant. I sprained my, um 我出疹子了 I have a rash.从那一刻起 我彻底爱上了这里From that moment on, that became my spot.我可以坐上好几个钟头静静欣赏这世界I could sit there for hours, just

47、 looking out at the world.落日时而泛着微醺的紫红 Some days the sunsets would be purple and pink.时而迸发出橙色的余晖And some days they were a blazing orange瞬间布满天边的晚霞setting fire to the clouds on the horizon.在如此瑰丽的景象中It was during one of those sunsets that my fathers idea我终于慢慢有所领悟of the whole being greater than the sum o

48、f its parts爸爸所说的整体胜于全部 moved from my head to my heart.有时我会起个大早 只为去看日出 Some days I would get there extra early to watch the sunrise.一天清晨 我在心里兀自揣度 One morning I was making mental notes应该如何向爸爸描绘 of how the streaks of light were cutting through the clouds 缕缕曙光穿透云层的景象 so I could tell my dad下面却传来阵阵嘈杂 when

49、 I heard a noise below.不好意思 Excuse me.抱歉 你们不能停在这里 这是校车站台Excuse me. Im sorry, but you cant park there. Thats a bus stop.你在上面干嘛呢 ? Hey, what are you doing up there?赶紧下来 我们要砍树了 You cant be up there, were gonna take this thing down. 砍这棵树 ? 没错 快下来吧The tree? Yeah. Now come on down.谁批准你们砍树的 ? 树的主人啊But who

50、told you, you could cut it down?The owner.为什么 ? Why?他想在这里建房 这棵树挡道了 Hes gonna build a house, and this trees in the way.姑娘 赶紧下来吧 我们得开工了 So come on, girl, we got work to do.你们不能砍这棵树 不能砍 You cant cut it down. You just cant.姑娘 你再不下来我就报警了 Listen, girl. Im this close to calling the police.你侵犯私人土地 妨碍施工 You

51、are trespassing and obstructing progress on a contracted job. 你再不下来 我们就直接砍了 Now either you come down, or were gonna cut you down. 来吧 要砍就砍吧 Go ahead. Cut me down.我不下去 坚决不下去 Im not coming down. Im never coming down.布莱斯 你们快上来帮我啊 Bryce. You guys, come up here with me.上面人一多 他们就不敢砍了 They wont cut it down

52、if were all up here.布莱斯 别让他们砍树啊 Bryce, please dont let them do this.求你们了 Come on, you guys.布莱斯 求你了 你不用爬很高的Bryce, please. You dont have to come up this high. Just a little ways.布莱斯 求求你了 Bryce, please. Please.从那之后 一切都变得模糊起来 What happened after that was a blur. 似乎整个镇上的人都围了过来It seemed like the whole tow

53、n was there.但我一直坚持不肯下去 But still I wouldnt move.爸爸后来赶了过来 Then my father showed up.up to where I was.他说服消防员 架了楼梯爬上来 He talked a fireman into letting him come 宝贝儿 我们下去吧 Sweetie, its time to come down.爸爸 别让他们砍树 Daddy, please dont let them do this.宝贝儿爸爸 你看啊SweetieDaddy, look.在这里可以俯瞰整个世界You can see every

54、thing. You can see the whole world from here. 万里河山也不及我女儿的安危重要 下去吧No view is worth my daughters safety. Now, come on.我不走 I cant.朱莉安娜 别耍小性子了Julianna, its time to come down now.求你了 爸爸 Please, Daddy.听话 下去吧 Its time.就这么结束了 And that was it.我整整两周都以泪洗面 I mustve cried for two weeks straight. 我仍然坚持上学 异常用功 Oh,

55、 sure, I went to school and did the best I could 却感觉生活失去了重心 but nothing seemed to matter.朱莉 ?啊 ?Juli? Huh?你知道答案是什么吗 ? Do you know the answer?伯罗奔尼撒战争 ? Uh, the Peloponnesian War? 这也许是某个问题的答案 Im sure thats the answer to something 但我问的是菱形的面积 but I was looking for the area of a rhomboid.其实 菱形三角形之类的 Some

56、how, rhomboids and isosceles right triangles 在我看来并不重要 didnt seem so important.我开始骑车上学 只为避开那个伤心地I rode my bike so I wouldnt have to pass by the stump 那里曾经矗立着世上最美的无花果树that used to be the earths most magnificent sycamore tree. 但不管我怎么努力 我对它始终心有念想But no matter what I did, I couldnt stop thinking about it

57、.你还好吧 ? Are you okay? 不就是一棵树么 It was just a tree.那不仅只是一棵树 No, it wasnt just a tree. 希望你能将树梢的美好时光永存心底I never want you to forget how you felt when you were up there.谢谢你 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.我每天醒来就会看着这幅画 It was the first thing I saw every morning 它亦每天伴着我入眠 and the last thing I saw before I went to sleep.直到有一

58、天看着它 我不再泪眼朦胧 And once I could look at it without crying 我领悟到了更深层的寓意 I saw more than the tree and what being up there meant to me. 我的世界观开始有了细微的变化I saw the day that my view of things around me started changing. 我不禁问自己 我对布莱斯的感情是否一如往日 ?And I wondered, did I still feel the same things about Bryce? 我向来对鸡蛋

59、不感冒 Ive never been a huge fan of eggs. 既不喜欢 也说不上讨厌 I mean, I could always just take them or leave them.但那天在斯凯勒布朗家的车库里That is, un til one day in Skyler Browns garage让我对鸡蛋的厌恶根深蒂固 when my feelings about eggs were solidified.嘿 伙计们 艾德娜的早餐有着落喽 Hey, hey, hey. Guys. Ednas found her breakfast. 黏糊糊软趴趴的动物喜欢的食物

60、 I mean, if a slimy reptile found them appetizing我想想都觉得恶心 there was certainly no place for them in my diet.天啊 太给力了 Oh, man, thats so cool.她连嚼都不用嚼 省时又省心She doesnt even have to chew. I mean, think of all the time youd save.都怨我姐姐丽奈特I couldve gone my whole life not knowing that snakes eat eggs raw非要来找斯凯

61、勒布朗商量联赛的事if it hadnt been for Lynetta.要不我这辈子都不想看蛇活吞鸡蛋She had a major-league thing for Skyler Brown.真够恶心的 I think its gross.他和朱莉的哥哥马特和马克 组了个乐队He and Julis brothers, Matt and Mark, had formed a band.丽奈特要看着他们排练 And Lynetta would watch them practice.太赞了吧 That is so neat.你觉得呢 布莱斯 ? How about that, huh, B

62、ryce?是啊 够给力的 Yeah. Neat.布莱斯 你觉得它要怎么消化 ? So, Brycie, how do you think hes gonna digest that?胃酸 ? 就知道你会这么说Stomach acid? Youd like to think that.等等 别出声 好戏开始了 Wait, everybody quiet. Here he goes.这才叫吃鸡蛋啊 Eggs over easy.太恶心了 看得我想吐 Gross. Gross, gross, gross.等等哈 最精彩的还没出现呢 Wait, wait. You havent seen the be

63、st part.好恶啊 Gross.我试着佯装淡定 却毫不管用 I tried to be casual about it, but it didnt take.我开始做噩梦 I started having bad dreams.梦见自己被困在巨型鸡蛋里 Id be trapped inside a huge egg怪物张嘴将我吞入囊中 and this monster would open his jaws and start to devour me. 所幸每次都能及时醒来 Id wake up just in time.没想到噩梦成真了 Then the real nightmare began.嗨 布莱斯 我给你们带了些鸡蛋Hi, Bryce. I brought these over for you and your family.我家养的鸡开始下蛋了 什么 ?My chickens are laying eggs. What?还记得艾比 邦妮 克莱德 You remember Abby and Bon