英语剧本韦小宝和老婆们搞笑版

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1、新编：韦小宝和他七老婆的故事报幕：After Weixiaobao lived in seclusionsklun(隐居)for a long time.he thought its boring.Weixiaobao:I really need a change,I have been doing the same things for over five years now,and I m not learning anything new.韦小宝：Im so excited.We have two weeks to travel.so what are you goning to do?

2、双儿(一边泡茶)：Im not sure ,I guess Ill just stay home,Maybe Ill catch up on my reading.What about you?建宁sister.建宁：Well，my brother have rented a condominium in Florida.Im going to take a long walks along the beach every day and do lots of swimming.双儿：Sounds great!建宁：Say, Why dont you come with us. We have

3、 plenty of room.双儿：No. I dont think so. I have to stay at home and look after children.韦小宝：So, what are you planning for our vacation ,方怡？方怡：Oh.Im doing something really exotic this year. You know,I wented to Hawaii last year,and stay on the beach for two weeks.This year,Im going white water rafting

4、!建宁：Ooh,that sounds great!But what is it,exactly?方怡：Oh,well ,you know,it is in Colorado.They have all these trips down the rapids,the water gets really rough,but I think itll be really exciting.Oh,Im doing some rock climbing,too.双儿：And you call that a vacation?韦小宝：What are your plans for the summer,

5、曾柔？曾柔：Oh,Id love to go and lie on a beach somewhere.方怡：That doesnt sound much fun.曾柔：oh，It wont be too bad.we can do some partying on the beach.韦小宝：Have you planned anything for the summer,SU?苏荃：hey,honey.I want to backpack around Europe,my friend says its really interesting,so I want to go and see

6、what its like.It will also give me a chance to practice my English.Im really looking forward to it.What do you think?韦小宝：Its dangerous.阿珂：so ,do you have any good idea?韦小宝：we can go to New York.阿珂：What should people do to make their visit to NY city safe and plant?韦小宝：I think 。（与原文一致，省略）or fax us。阿珂

7、：how safe is NY city for tourists?韦小宝：NY is much safer阿珂：OH,thats good to hear.沐剑屏：But that doesnt mean people.（省略）to go with you.韦小宝：another thing to remember is（省略）very friendly.曾柔：is there any other advice you can give us to the big apple？韦小宝：well，。(省略)the risk.六老婆除双儿外，一致同意去NY:OK,HONEY,its a deal

8、.we go to NY. BUT WE have to phone them to rent a house.场景二：拨通电话阿珂(心机比较深)：Creative rentals,good morning?韦小宝：Hello，Im calling about the apartment you have for rent.Ok, Ill think about it.第二通电话：沐剑屏：Hello? 韦小宝：hello,Is the apartment you are adverting still available?.到了NY，看到一美女在前面练武术，韦小宝走上前问路。但是只问了一句，其

9、他老婆怕韦小宝见异思迁，于是，挡住了他，六个老婆开始询问。韦小宝：Excuse me,Could you tell me where the bank is?双儿：There is one upstairs,across from the duty-free shop.建宁：Oh, thanks .do you know what time it opens?双儿：It should be open now.It opens at 8a.m.曾柔：good ,and can you tell me how often the bus leave for the city?双儿：you need

10、 to check at the transportation counter.its right down the hall.苏荃：ok，and just one more thing,do you know where the nearest restroom is?双儿：right behind you ,maam.see that sign.苏荃：ok ,thanks.苏荃：excuse me,its me again ,Im sorry.i need some more information,if you dont mind.双儿：not at all.曾柔：thanks.do y

11、ou know how much a taxi costs to the city.双儿：。方怡：forty dollars?i guess Ill take the bus.that means I have to almost an hour till the next one.where chould I find an inexpensive restaurant in the airport. maybe a fast-food place.双儿：go upstairs and turn right. youll see a snack bar on your left.沐剑屏：th

12、anks much very much.have a nice day.双儿：you，too。场景三：等车去住房 ，看房建宁：why is there never a bus when you want one?韦小宝:good question,there arent enough buses on this route.建宁：sometime I feel like writing a letter to the paper.韦小宝：good idea.you should say that we need more sublines,too.曾柔：yeah,there should be

13、 more public transportation in general.方怡：and fewer cars.theres too much traffic.阿珂：theyre too old.we need more modern busesnice air-conditioned ones.苏荃：and they need to put more buses on the road.沐剑屏：right.and there are too many cars downtown,and there isnt enough parking.苏荃：thats for sure.its impo

14、ssible to find a parking space downtown these days.方怡：I think they should ban private cars downdown between nine and five.韦小宝：oh.you meansay ,how do you know these一起回答：we used the website.韦小宝：Actrually,新加坡那一段，把新加坡改为纽约一起：say,is that our bus coming?韦小宝：yes.lets go.到达目的地韦小宝：how do you like this place,t

15、hen?曾柔：it has just as many bedrooms as our own house.and the living room is huge.方怡：the thing I like best is the windows,there are plenty of windows.and there is much light.沐剑屏：The scenery is very beautiful outside of the window建宁：but the bedrooms are too small,and there isnt enough closet space for

16、 my clothes.苏荃：but there are eight bathrooms,we could have our own bathroom.韦小宝：yes,I guess you could.建宁：and the problem is the color of the living room.i really like those dark green walls.阿珂：oh,come on.we are never around in the day around.收拾行李，倒时差韦小宝：阿柔。阿柔！turn down the TV a little,please.曾柔：oh,b

17、ut its my favorite program.韦小宝：I know.but is very loud.曾柔：ok,Ill turn it down.韦小宝：thats better,thanks.韦小宝：宁宁，pick up your things,they are all over the living room floor.建宁：I cant right now.honey.i am on the phone.let 方怡help me.建宁和阿珂讨论韦小宝的缺点。曾柔，方怡,建宁：honey，we are hungry.but others are sleeping.could

18、we go and have lunch.双儿客串服务员，曾柔吐了。建宁：This sounds good, Snails with garlic, Have you ever eaten snails?韦小宝，曾柔，方怡：No, we havent建宁：There are delicious, I have them last time, like to try some曾柔,韦小宝，方怡：No, Thanks. 曾柔：They sound strange双儿(服务生)：Have you decided on appetizer yet?建宁：Ill have the snails, ple

19、ase.曾柔：Baked seafood pudding, please方怡：Ill have the French goose liver pate双儿：And you sir?韦小宝：I think Ill have the fried brains.建宁，曾柔， 方怡：Fried brains? Now that really sounds strange. 曾柔：Gosh I really have to go on a diet, Ive gained ten pounds since last year, and everyone tells me I look fat. If I

20、 dont lose weight now, I wont be able to get into any of my summer clothes.方怡：I really need to join the club or sports team to give me something to do on weekends. I get really bored on the weekends. And if I join the club, Id probably get to meet people and make new friends.建宁：Oh, good, Here comes

21、waitress now.双儿：Here are you snails, Madam, and for you, sir, the fried brains. 韦小宝：Thank you建宁：These snails are delicious, How are the brains?韦小宝：Well, I think they are .oh, sorry, I guss brains are pretty strange after all. ou, I think Im going to order something else, If you dont mind.建宁,曾柔，方怡：Su

22、re, go ahead.韦小宝：Miss，excuse me, Miss双儿：Yes韦小宝：I really dont care for this appetizer, could you bring me something else?双儿：Yes, of course. What would you like instead?曾柔：Try these seafood韦小宝：No, I dont think so. Ill tell you one, just forget the appetizer for me, bring me a nice juice hamburger, med

23、ium rare, with French fries and a large soda. 韦小宝：are you ?we stop you on the street and ask for derections.you look beautiful and I fall in love with you at first sight.could you give me a chance to chase you.建宁：how you dare？we gave up the identity of the fairy and got married with you. you look at the way you treat us. from now on, you are just the someone that we used to know.报幕：and then ,these fairies live happiness in the heaven, but 韦小宝 become old lonely.