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1、118 The One With All The Poker(The whole gang is helping Rachel mail out resumes while whistling the theme from The Bridge on the River Kwai.)Ross: Uh, Rach, were running low on resumes over here.Monica: Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?Chandler: Well, if youre gonna work for mechanic

2、s, those are the ones to work for.Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, Im going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. Im sick of the lousy tips, Im sick of being called Excuse me.Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?Rachel: Uh. yeah, why?Ross: Uh, nothing, Im sure theyll be impres

3、sed with your excellent compuper skills.Rachel: (upset) Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think its on all of them?Joey: Oh no, Im sure the Xerox machine caught a few.Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table. Rachel is working. Monica and Phoebe enter.Monica: Hey, guys.Chan

4、dler and Ross: Hey.Rachel: Hey. hi, ladies. uh, can I get you anything? (to Monica, quietly): Did you bring the mail?Monica: Lots of responses.Rachel: (to Monica): Really? (out loud): Sure, we have scones left! (to Monica): OK, read them to me.Phoebe: (reading): Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your in

5、quiry, however. oh. (crumples up letter)Rachel: (out loud): We have apple cinnamon.Monica: (reading): OK. Dear Ms. Green. yeah. yeah. yeah. No. (crumpes up letter)Phoebe: Wow!Rachel: What?Phoebe: (reading): Your Visa bill is huge!Rachel: (grabs the bill) Give me that!(Camera cuts to Chandler and Ros

6、s at table.)Chandler: You know, I cant believe you. Linda is so great! Why wont you go out with her again?Ross: I dont know.Chandler: Is this still about her whole The Flintstones couldve really happened thing?Ross: No, its not just that. Its justI want someone who. who does something for me, yknow?

7、 Who gets my heart pounding, who. who makes me, uh. (begins to stare lovingly at Rachel)Chandler: .little playthings with yarn?Ross: What?Chandler: Could you want her more?Ross: Who?Chandler: (sarcastically) Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening.Ross: Look, I am totally, totally over her, O

8、K, I just. (Rachel comes over, Ross lays head on table): Hiiii!Rachel: Hi! How are you?Ross: Were fine, were fine.Rachel: OK. (walks away) (Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)Joey: Shut up!Chandler: Were notwer

9、e not saying anything.Phoebe: What?Ross: Uhhhh. Joey cried last night.Joey: Thank you.Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright.Joey: There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?Ross: Oh, guys, you shouldve seen him. Read em and weep.Chandler: And then he did.Rac

10、hel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like its poker, so only guys can play?Ross: No, women are welcome to play.Phoebe: Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of. you know, like,

11、 like. some kind of, yknow, like. alright, what is it?Chandler: There just dont happen to be any women in our games.Joey: Yeah, we just dont happen to know any women that know how to play poker.Girls: Oh, yeah, right.Monica: Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!Rachel: Really.Monica: I mean, thats

12、 a typical guy response.Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?Girls: No.Rachel: But you could teach us.Guys: No.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.Chandler: (teaching) OK, so now we draw cards.Monica: So I wouldnt need any, right? Cause I have a st

13、raight.Rachel: Oh, good for you!Phoebe: Congratulations!(Microwave timer goes off. Monica gets up.)Chandler: OK Phoebs, how many do you want?Phoebe: OK, I just need two. the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs.Ross: No. No, uh, Phoebs? You cantyou cant do.Rachel: Oh wait, I have the ten of spade

14、s! Here! (gives it to Phoebe)Ross: No, no. Uh. no, see, uh, you-you cant do that.Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, thats OK, I dont need them. Im going for fours.Ross: Oh, youre. (gives up)(Monica comes back to the table with plates of food.)Monica: Alright, here we go. Weve got salmon roulettes and as

15、sorted crudites.Phoebe and Rachel: OOooooo!Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, whatre you doin? This is a poker game. You cant serve food with more than one syllable. Its gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz.(look of realization)Chandler: (changing subject) OK, so at this point, the dealer.Monica: Alri

16、ght, you know, we got it, we got it. Lets play for real. High stakes. big bucks.Ross: Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didnt look happy.Phoebe: But. Im ready, so, just deal.Chandler: OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson. (holds up two cards) Joey.

17、three. eight. Eight. three. (Joey is unamused) Alright babe, deal the cards.(Time lapse.)Monica: (throws down her cards) Dammit, dammit, dammit!Phoebe: (to Joey): Oh I see, so then, you were lying.Joey: About what?Phoebe: About how good your cards were.Joey: Heh. I was bluffing.Phoebe: A-ha! And. wh

18、at is bluffing? Is it not another word for. lying?Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but Ive got resumes to fax before work tomorrow. (gets up to leave)Guys: Whoa, whoa, whoa!Chandler: Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.Rachel: Settle what?Chandler: The. Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King G

19、eorge is giving us the land, so.Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.Rachel: Oh. Right.Joey: You know what, you guys? Its their first time, why dont we just forget about the money, alright?Monica: Hell no, well pay!Phoebe: OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.Monica:

20、 And you know what? We want a rematch.Ross: Well thats fine with me. Could use the money.Rachel: (to Ross): So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.Ross: (pause).Yeah.Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cos

21、t a little less.Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if youre gonna play poker with me, dont expect me to be a nice guy, OK? Cause once those cards are dealt. (claps hands three times)Joey: (pause).Yeah?Ross: Im not a nice g

22、uy.Scene: Ross apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.Ross: Alright boys, lets eat.Chandler: Oh, did you get that from the I Love Rachel pizzeria?Ross: You still on that?Chandler: Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking): When I play poker, Im no

23、t a nice guy!Ross: You are way off, pal.Joey: No, I dont think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.Ross: Um. no. See, I mightve had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI.(Marcel makes a screeching noise in background.)Ross: Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?(Marcel puts a

24、 CD in the player.)Ross: You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OKif you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there.Rachel: (opening mail) Can you believe wh

25、at a jerk Ross was being?Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.Phoebe: Ha. Ha, ha.Monica: What?Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. Youre black.Monica: Please! I am not as bad as Ross.Rachel: Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was g

26、esturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.Rachel: Oooooh. (reads letter) (surprised): Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!Monica: Youre kidding! Where? Where?Rachel: (in disbelief): Saks. Fifth. Avenue.Monica: Oh, Rachel!Phoebe: Oh, its like the mother ship is calling you home.Monica:

27、Well, whats the job?Rachel: Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping. for a living!(Knock on door.)Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!Aunt Iris: Is Tony Randall dead?Rachel: No.Monica: I

28、dont think so.Rachel: Why?Aunt Iris: Well, he may be now, because I think I hit him with my car.Monica: What?Rachel: Oh my God!Monica: Really?Aunt Iris: No! Thats bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something. everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe

29、): Nice earrings.Phoebe: Thank y. (thinks about it)Aunt Iris: Girls, sit down.Monica: Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and thats Rachel.Aunt Iris: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, I am parked at a meter. Lets do it.Scene: Rosss apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion S

30、leep Tonight plays in the background.Phoebe: Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?Ross: Alright.(Ross shuts off the CD player. Marcel runs into the bedroom and slams the door.)Ross: Im gonna pay for that tonight.(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)Rachel: Hi!Ross:

31、Hey.Rachel: Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!Chandler: Um, ok. the. the fifth dentist caved and now theyre all recommending Trident?Rachel: Noooo. the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, and

32、oh, I went to camp with her cousin. And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!All: Thats great! Thats wonderful!Rachel: Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story.Monica: OK, great. Youll tell us and well laugh. Lets play poker.Joey: Alright now listen, you guys, we talked

33、 about it, and if you dont want to play, we completely understand.Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game. like, uh, I dont know. Pictionary?(The guys all duck under the table.)Monica: Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think wed like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?Phoeb

34、e and Rachel: Yes, we should. I think we should.Ross: Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?Rachel: No, no, thats OK. Yknow, I think Im gonna give it a go.Ross: Alright.Rachel: Alright. (shuffles cards expertly, all the guys stare in amazement)Commercial BreakScene: Rosss Apartment, continued fr

35、om earlier.Ross: So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.Phoebe: Alright, heres my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money

36、 is cursed.Joey: What?Phoebe: Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.Chandler: Thats alright, Ill take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break em up with a movie.Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen.Rachel: Mmm-hmmm.

37、Oh, so typical. Ooo, Im a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)Monica: You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime

38、you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.Rachel: Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon.Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is there ready for another poker game.Ross: So, you gals wanna hand over your money now? That way, we dont have to go through the formality of actually playing.Rachel:

39、 Ooooh, thats fine. Well see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right,

40、OK, serious poker.(Ross gets up from the table.)Monica: Excuse me, where are you going?Ross: Uh. to the bathroom.Monica: Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?Ross: I want to go to the bathroom. (exits)Joey: Alright, well, Im gonna order a pizza. (gets up)Rachel: Oh no-no-no-

41、no-no, Im still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.Joey: Thats fine. Ill just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.Monica: Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. (deals cards)Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) . or no.(Ross comes

42、 back from bathroom.)Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your moneys mine, Green.Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. (he checks it, and zips up)(Time lapse.)Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a J. Coincidence?Chandler: Hey, thats. thats joincidence with a C!Joey: Uh. Phoebe?

43、Phoebe?Phoebe: Yeah. Um. Im out. (throws in cards)Rachel: Im in.Monica: Me too.Joey: Me too. Alright, whattaya got.Ross: Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause. I gotta flush. (lays down cards)Rachel: Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes! (lays down cards) I won! I actua

44、lly won! Oh my God! Yknow what? (collects chips) I think Im gonna make a little Ross pile. (holds up a chip) I think that one was Rosss, and I thinkohthat one was Rosss. Yes! (Starts singing): Well, I have got your money, and youll never see it.(Ross stands up.)Rachel: And your flys still open.(Ross

45、 looks down.)Rachel: Ha, I made you look. (Time lapse.)Rachel: I couldnt be inner. Monica?Phoebe: Monica, in or out?Monica: (slams down cards) I hate this game! (Joey slides a plate away from Monica towards Chandler, who hides it under the table.)Phoebe: OK Joey, your bet.Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a c

46、heap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, Im out.Phoebe: Ross?Ross: Oh, I am very in.Phoebe: Chandler?Chandler: Couldnt be more out. (throws in cards)Phoebe: Me too. Rachel.Rachel: Uh, I will see you. and Ill raise you. (throws

47、chips in pot) What do you say. want to waste another buck?Ross: No, not this time. (he folds) So. whatd you have?Rachel: Im not telling. (collects chips)Ross: Come on, show them to me. (reaches for her cards, Rachel covers them up)Rachel: No.!Ross: Show them to me!Rachel: Get your hands out of there

48、! No!Ross: Let me see! Show them!Chandler: Yknow, Ive had dates like this.Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really cant stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red. little veins popping out on your temple.Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesnt really match those pants.(Ross is visibly upset.)Ross

49、: First of all, Im not losing.Rachel: Oh, you are losing. Definitely losing. (phone rings)Ross: Lets not talk about losing. Just deal the.Rachel: (answering phone) Hel-lo, Rachel Green.Ross: (mimicking Rachel) Mee mee, mee-mee mee.Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me. (covers up phone; to Ross) Its about th

50、e job.(Rachel walks into kitchen to talk on the phone.)Rachel: Barbara! Hi, how are you? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, Im fine. Dont be silly. Yeah. oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, pleaHello? Hello? (hangs up phone, very depressed)(Rachel go

51、es back and sits down. The rest dont know what to say.)Monica: Sorry, Rach.Phoebe: Yknow, theres gonna be lots of other stuff.Rachel: Yeah.(sigh).OK. Where were we? Oh, OK. five card draw, uh. jacks or better. nothing wild, everybody ante.Joey: Look, Rachel, we dont have to do this.Rachel: Yes, we d

52、o. (pause)Monica: Alright, check.Joey: Check.Ross: Im in for fifty cents. (throws it in)Chandler: Call.Phoebe: Im in.Rachel: I see your fifty cents. and I raise you. five dollars. (throws it in)Ross: I thought, uh. it was a fifty cent limit.Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and Id like to raise the b

53、et five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)Rachel: (to Ross): Loser?(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)Ross: No, I fold. (lays cards down, and gets up)Rachel: What do you mean, you fo

54、ld? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that once the cards were dealt, Im not a nice guy. I mean, what, were you just full of it?(Ross thinks it over, finally sits down and picks up his cards.)Ross: Im in. (throws in chips)Rachel: How many you want?Ross: One. (Rachel gives him the card.)Rachel: D

55、ealer takes two. (she deals herself two cards) What do you bet?Ross: I bet two dollars. (throws it in)Rachel: OK. see your two. and I raise you twenty. (throws it in)Ross: I see your twenty, raise you twenty-five. (throws it in)(The other four look amazed at the large pot.)Rachel: See your twenty-fi

56、ve.and.uh, Monica, get my purse.(Monica gets up, looks in Rachels purse.)Monica: Rachel, theres nothing in it.Rachel: OK, then get me your purse.(Monica gets Rachel her purse.)Monica: OK, here you go. Good luck.Rachel: (to Monica): Thank you. (to Ross): I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you. seven

57、.Phoebe: .teen! (throws in a ten-dollar bill)(Ross looks in his wallet, pulls out two dollars.)Ross: (to Joey): Joey, Im a little shy.Joey: Thats OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?(Ross looks at Joey, dumbfounded at his stupidity.)Chandler: (to Ross): What do you need, what do you need?Ross: Fifteen.Ch

58、andler: Alright, heres ten. (gives it to him)Joey: Here, I got five, I got five. (Ross takes the money)Ross: Thank you.Chandler: Good luck.Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?(Long pause as they both look at each other.)Rachel: (lays down cards) Full house.(Ross stare

59、s at her. Thinks about it. Puts cards on table, face down.)Ross: You got me.(Monica and Phoebe get up and start celebrating in the kitchen, pouring wine and singing. Rachel, shocked, goes to join them.)Joey: (to Ross): Ahhh, thats alright. Yknow, thats a tough hand to beat.Chandler: (to Ross): I tho

60、ught we had them!Ross: Oh, well, when you dont have the cards, you dont have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh. look how happy she is. (smiles)(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Rosss hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)

61、Closing CreditsScene: Monica and Rachels, all six are playing Pictionary at Monicas apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.Chandler: Airplane! Airport! Airport 75! Airport 77! Airport 79!(Timer goes off.)Rachel: Oh, times up.Mon

62、ica: (pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye. bye. BIRDIE.Joey: Oh!Phoebe: Thats a bird?(Monica glares at Phoebe.)Phoebe: Thats a bird!(Monica sits, Rachel gets up.)Rachel: OK, OK, its my turn. (reads the answer)Chandler: Go.(Rachel starts drawing what looks like a bean.)Ross: Uh. bean! Bean!(Rachel be

63、gins tapping the picture of the bean frantically.)Joey: (triumphantly) The Unbearable Likeness of Being!Rachel: Yes!Monica: That, you get? That, you get?(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)End118 玩扑克瑞秋，履历表已用完了你真想到大众机械师上班吗?如果你真想为技工工作那倒是可以试试各位，我什么都得试试我不能再当服务生了