英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑

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5、ing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. Y

6、ou ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track. Well, What sort of question? Well, you might ask him, Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one? Bob thought for a moment, and then said

7、 with a nervous laugh, You wouldnt happen to have another example would you? I must confess I dont know much about history.“医生，你能不能告诉我，”鲍勃问，“对于一个看 上去很正常的人，你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢？”“再没有比这容易的了，”医生回答，“问他一个简单的问题，简单到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不 干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢？”“嗯，你可以这样问，库克船长环球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次 呢？”鲍勃想了一会

8、儿，紧张的回答道，“你就不能问另外一个问题吗？坦率地说，我对历史了解的不是很多。”英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿

9、介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁二 A Girls Name 女孩的名字英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which ever

10、yone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁A Girls NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explai

11、ned to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I dont understand why my grandfather had a girls name.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力

12、缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁女孩的名字女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯，和我深爱

13、的业已过世的父亲同一个名字，不过家人提醒这个名字太男性化了。几年以后，我觉得迈尔斯已经长大，能够懂事了。我对她解释说：你的名字很特别。我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字，因为我非常爱他。我相信他会为你而深感自豪的。迈尔斯很仔细地想了一下，然后说道：这些我都懂，妈妈。可是我不知道外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字。英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears compl

14、etely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁三 A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficienc

15、y in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the

16、 morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, Honey, do you realize that weve been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in so

17、mebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, So, you want to switch seats?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental d

18、eficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特

19、别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？” 英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question whi

20、ch everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗？”英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replie

21、d. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁四 请朋友吃饭 Friend for Dinner英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely nor

22、mal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Friend for Dinner英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody w

23、ho appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind

24、 telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,

25、I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a sim

26、ple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁I know all that.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he re

27、plied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Then why did you invite a friend for supper?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who

28、 appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor,

29、 Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁请朋友吃饭英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind tellin

30、g me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental

31、 deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁“什么？你疯了吗？我们的

32、房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏 的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒

33、酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁“这些我全都知道。”英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyo

34、ne should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？”英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a s

35、imple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier,

36、he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁五 半个还是十分之五Half or Five Tenths?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

37、completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁 Half or Five Tenths?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental defici

38、ency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷

39、Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Gerald: Id much rather have

40、the half.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩

41、泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone shoul

42、d a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely

43、normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁半个还是十分之五英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who app

44、ears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental

45、deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁杰拉得：我宁可要半个。英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how y

46、ou detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Do

47、ctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental defici

48、ency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁六 I dont think I kn

49、ow我想我不知道英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳

50、猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Teacher: John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question

51、which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁John: What do you think it is, sir?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier,

52、 he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Teacher: I dont think, I KNOW!英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

53、 completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁John: I dont think I know either, sir!英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you dete

54、ct a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是什么？”。英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling m

55、e, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁约翰：“你想它是什么呢”？英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Wou

56、ld you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁老师：“我不用想，我知道！”。英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Me

57、ntal deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁约翰：“我想我不

58、知道”。英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔

59、力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁七 情人节的梦表乱讲英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸

60、豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁One night just before Valentines Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier,

61、he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁When she woke up, she told her husband, I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. What do you think it could mean?英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency

62、 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁Youll find out on Valen

63、tines Day. he said with a knowing smile.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介

64、瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔力么蜗疆约豫男波莫考炙愁On Valentines Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.英语幽默笑话集锦绝对好笑一 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should a脆蛮肇锚吓丈儒酵开属孵卵侯顽嘿介瞩薪座锋豹迸悯萨霹履蒂谴根诗唁殉悲裸豫们曾穴咬蹦胳缚蝶擅稼长绩泳猴娇瘤拔