英文羊肉串和纳税人

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1、英文羊肉串和纳税人 张凯characters:mr. shi, xiaofu, dabaomr. shi: tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. there is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. now, the tax collector, xiaofu, and the tax payer dabao, a vendor selling yangrouchuan w

2、ill show you the very change. the first act happened in 1980s.act idabao: yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.hi, take my yangrouchuan.xiaofu: tax! pay the tax!dabao:taxi? where is the taxi? heres no taxi.xiaofu: tax! t-a -x!dabao: whats the tax? i just know taxi!

3、 do you want me to call a taxi for you?taxi-! taxi-!xiaofu: enough! are you the vendor?dabao: no , no, no, no! i m just have a look. the vendor has gone to the toilet.xiaofu: not the vendor ? impossible! you ve been here for 2 hours.dabao: really ?how do you know it?xiaofu: the window of my office i

4、s open to here and i ve been looking at you for two hours.dabao: it a big bug!xiaofu: oh. dont waste my time! please pay the tax- 10 yuan! xiaofu: dont cheat me, youve sold more than 2 hundred ones.dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.7yuan, my lovely beauty.dabao: not for you ,not for me, lets split the d

5、ifference. 8 yuan ,ok ?xiaofu: all right ,a deal. but no receipt.dabao: what a smart woman! bad luck! im bankrupt. i have to change my place.hope i would not meet her any more! lets go!act iimr. shi: the next scene happened in new century. china had been marching in the way of the market economy for

6、 twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? the scene will tell you.lets enjoy it!dabao: yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. eaten one, want nine. eaten one, want nine.xiaofu: hi,dabao: hi.two: what a

7、familiar face.two: its you!dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell yangrouchuan.how is your business?dabao: everything is ok!10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in sanlihe of beijing. dabao: thank you. no sars, no dirtiness; serve people, s

8、erve me.xiaofu: great! have youdabao: married? i m not married; im still single.xiaofu: have you claimed your tax this month?dabao: what? taxi? oh, tax! of course. i should pay the tax of 50 yuan this month and i have claimed at the begin of this month.xioafu: your receipt, please.dabao:here you are

9、, i have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.xiaofu: great! what a good taxpayer you are.dabao: thank you. it is my duty. im proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.xiaofu: yeah! the tax you paid is a share of our countrys economy, and you do a lot for olympics of beijing!dabao:

10、 lets do it together! . its said that, dont ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. just like me, sell yangrouchuan, and pay the tax for ten years more.xiaofu: you re the loveliest people in new century!dabao: thank you! and you re the loveliest tax collector i

11、n new era!x: excuse me, and i have to go now. bye-bye.d: a moment, are you free tomorrow evening? could i have a dinner with you?xiaofu: well, may i have the company of my husband?dabao: no, no, no problem. 6 oclock in the evening, beichuanyuan, ok?xiaofu: just a kidding. i have to go home now.dabao, see you tomorrow.dabao: hope to see you everyday.the end