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1、有关经典英文笑话有哪些经典英文笑话 笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在大家处理生活中的迷惑时起着主要作用。XX整理了有关经典英文笑话，欢迎阅读!有关经典英文笑话篇一Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked .how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? He replied. You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he h

2、esitates, that puts you on the track. Well, What sort of question? Well, you might ask him, Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one? Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, You wouldnt happen to have another example would you? I mus

3、t confess I dont know much about history.“医生，你能不能告诉我，”鲍勃问，“对于一个看上去很正常的人，你是怎样判定出她有智力缺点的呢?”医生回复，“问她一个简单的问题，简单到全部人全部知道答案，假如她回复得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯，你能够这么问，库克船长环球旅行了三次，不过在其中一次的途中她逝世了，是哪一次呢?”鲍勃想了一会儿，担心的回复道，“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?坦率地说，我对历史了解的不是很多。”有关经典英文笑话篇二One day,Eve asked Adam,Doyou really love me?A

4、dam said helplessly,Do I have any other choice?一天,夏娃问亚当:你当真爱我吗?亚当无可奈何地回复:我还有的选择吗?有关经典英文笑话篇三Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: Whats that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.父亲：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，父亲。父亲：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

5、有关经典英文笑话篇四A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill.I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor.Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: Im not dead. Im still alive.Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you!一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。她的妻子站在她的床前对医生说：“我想她伤得很厉害。”医生说：“恐怕她已经死了。”听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”妻子说：“平静，医生比你知道多。”