《本杰明-巴顿奇事》(英文版)作者：菲茨杰拉德

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1、【TXT论坛.com ， 欢迎您来TXTBBS推荐好书！】；Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonIAs long ago as 1860 it was the proper thing to be born at home. Atpresent, so I am told, the high gods of medicine have decreed that thefirst cries of the young shall be uttered upon the anaesthetic air ofa hospital, preferably a fashiona

2、ble one. So young Mr. and Mrs. RogerButton were fifty years ahead of style when they decided, one day inthe summer of 1860, that their first baby should be born in ahospital. Whether this anachronism had any bearing upon theastonishing history I am about to set down will never be known.I shall tell

3、you what occurred, and let you judge for yourself.The Roger Buttons held an enviable position, both social andfinancial, in ante-bellum Baltimore. They were related to the ThisFamily and the That Family, which, as every Southerner knew, entitledthem to membership in that enormous peerage which large

4、ly populatedthe Confederacy. This was their first experience with the charming oldcustom of having babies-Mr. Button was naturally nervous. He hoped itwould be a boy so that he could be sent to Yale College inConnecticut, at which institution Mr. Button himself had been knownfor four years by the so

5、mewhat obvious nickname of Cuff.On the September morning consecrated to the enormous event he arosenervously at six oclock dressed himself, adjusted an impeccablestock, and hurried forth through the streets of Baltimore to thehospital, to determine whether the darkness of the night had borne innew l

6、ife upon its bosom.When he was approximately a hundred yards from the Maryland PrivateHospital for Ladies and Gentlemen he saw Doctor Keene, the familyphysician, descending the front steps, rubbing his hands together witha washing movement-as all doctors are required to do by the unwrittenethics of

7、their profession.Mr. Roger Button, the president of Roger Button & Co., WholesaleHardware, began to run toward Doctor Keene with much less dignity thanwas expected from a Southern gentleman of that picturesque period.Doctor Keene! he called. Oh, Doctor Keene!The doctor heard him, faced around, and s

8、tood waiting, a curiousexpression settling on his harsh, medicinal face as Mr. Button drewnear.What happened? demanded Mr. Button, as he came up in a gasping rush.What was it? How is she A boy? Who is it? What-Talk sense! said Doctor Keene sharply, He appeared somewhatirritated.Is the child born? be

9、gged Mr. Button.Doctor Keene frowned. Why, yes, I suppose so-after a fashion. Againhe threw a curious glance at Mr. Button.Is my wife all right?Yes.Is it a boy or a girl?Here now! cried Doctor Keene in a perfect passion of irritation,Ill ask you to go and see for yourself. Outrageous! He snapped the

10、last word out in almost one syllable, then he turned away muttering:Do you imagine a case like this will help my professional reputation?One more would ruin me-ruin anybody.Whats the matter? demanded Mr. Button appalled. Triplets?No, not triplets! answered the doctor cuttingly. Whats more, youcan go

11、 and see for yourself. And get another doctor. I brought youinto the world, young man, and Ive been physician to your family forforty years, but Im through with you! I dont want to see you or anyof your relatives ever again! Good-bye!Then he turned sharply, and without another word climbed into hisp

12、haeton, which was waiting at the curbstone, and drove severely away.Mr. Button stood there upon the sidewalk, stupefied and trembling fromhead to foot. What horrible mishap had occurred? He had suddenly lostall desire to go into the Maryland Private Hospital for Ladies andGentlemen-it was with the g

13、reatest difficulty that, a moment later,he forced himself to mount the steps and enter the front door.A nurse was sitting behind a desk in the opaque gloom of the hall.Swallowing his shame, Mr. Button approached her.Good-morning, she remarked, looking up at him pleasantly.Good-morning. I-I am Mr. Bu

14、tton.At this a look of utter terror spread itself over girls face. Sherose to her feet and seemed about to fly from the hall, restrainingherself only with the most apparent difficulty.I want to see my child, said Mr. Button.The nurse gave a little scream. Oh-of course! she criedhysterically. Upstair

15、s. Right upstairs. Go-_up!_She pointed the direction, and Mr. Button, bathed in coolperspiration, turned falteringly, and began to mount to the secondfloor. In the upper hall he addressed another nurse who approachedhim, basin in hand. Im Mr. Button, he managed to articulate. Iwant to see my-Clank!

16、The basin clattered to the floor and rolled in the direction ofthe stairs. Clank! Clank! I began a methodical decent as if sharing inthe general terror which this gentleman provoked.I want to see my child! Mr. Button almost shrieked. He was on theverge of collapse.Clank! The basin reached the first

17、floor. The nurse regained controlof herself, and threw Mr. Button a look of hearty contempt.All _right_, Mr. Button, she agreed in a hushed voice. Very_well!_ But if you _knew_ what a state its put us all in thismorning! Its perfectly outrageous! The hospital will never havea ghost of a reputation a

18、fter-Hurry! he cried hoarsely. I cant stand this!Come this way, then, Mr. Button.He dragged himself after her. At the end of a long hall they reached aroom from which proceeded a variety of howls-indeed, a room which, inlater parlance, would have been known as the crying-room. Theyentered.Well, gasp

19、ed Mr. Button, which is mine?There! said the nurse.Mr. Buttons eyes followed her pointing finger, and this is what hesaw. Wrapped in a voluminous white blanket, and partly crammed intoone of the cribs, there sat an old man apparently about seventy yearsof age. His sparse hair was almost white, and f

20、rom his chin dripped along smoke-coloured beard, which waved absurdly back and forth, fannedby the breeze coming in at the window. He looked up at Mr. Button withdim, faded eyes in which lurked a puzzled question.Am I mad? thundered Mr. Button, his terror resolving into rage. Isthis some ghastly hos

21、pital joke?It doesnt seem like a joke to us, replied the nurse severely. AndI dont know whether youre mad or not-but that is most certainlyyour child.The cool perspiration redoubled on Mr. Buttons forehead. He closedhis eyes, and then, opening them, looked again. There was nomistake-he was gazing at

22、 a man of threescore and ten-a _baby_of threescore and ten, a baby whose feet hung over the sides of thecrib in which it was reposing.The old man looked placidly from one to the other for a moment, andthen suddenly spoke in a cracked and ancient voice. Are you myfather? he demanded.Mr. Button and th

23、e nurse started violently.Because if you are, went on the old man querulously, I wish youdget me out of this place-or, at least, get them to put a comfortablerocker in here,Where in Gods name did you come from? Who are you? burst out Mr.Button frantically.I cant tell you _exactly_ who I am, replied

24、the querulouswhine, because Ive only been born a few hours-but my last name iscertainly Button.You lie! Youre an impostor!The old man turned wearily to the nurse. Nice way to welcome anew-born child, he complained in a weak voice. Tell him hes wrong,why dont you?Youre wrong. Mr. Button, said the nur

25、se severely. This is yourchild, and youll have to make the best of it. Were going to ask youto take him home with you as soon as possible-some time to-day.Home? repeated Mr. Button incredulously.Yes, we cant have him here. We really cant, you know?Im right glad of it, whined the old man. This is a f

26、ine place tokeep a youngster of quiet tastes. With all this yelling and howling, Ihavent been able to get a wink of sleep. I asked for something toeat-here his voice rose to a shrill note of protest-and theybrought me a bottle of milk!Mr. Button, sank down upon a chair near his son and concealed his

27、 facein his hands. My heavens! he murmured, in an ecstasy of horror.What will people say? What must I do?Youll have to take him home, insisted the nurse-immediately!A grotesque picture formed itself with dreadful clarity before theeyes of the tortured man-a picture of himself walking through thecrow

28、ded streets of the city with this appalling apparition stalking byhis side.I cant. I cant, he moaned.People would stop to speak to him, and what was he going to say? Hewould have to introduce this-this septuagenarian: This is my son,born early this morning. And then the old man would gather hisblank

29、et around him and they would plod on, past the bustling stores,the slave market-for a dark instant Mr. Button wished passionatelythat his son was black-past the luxurious houses of the residentialdistrict, past the home for the aged.Come! Pull yourself together, commanded the nurse.See here, the old

30、 man announced suddenly, if you think Im going towalk home in this blanket, youre entirely mistaken.Babies always have blankets.With a malicious crackle the old man held up a small white swaddlinggarment. Look! he quavered. _This_ is what they had ready forme.Babies always wear those, said the nurse

31、 primly.Well, said the old man, this babys not going to wear anything inabout two minutes. This blanket itches. They might at least have givenme a sheet.Keep it on! Keep it on! said Mr. Button hurriedly. He turned to thenurse. Whatll I do?Go down town and buy your son some clothes.Mr. Buttons sons v

32、oice followed him down into the: hall: And acane, father. I want to have a cane.Mr. Button banged the outer door savagely.2Good-morning, Mr. Button said nervously, to the clerk in theChesapeake Dry Goods Company. I want to buy some clothes for mychild.How old is your child, sir?About six hours, answ

33、ered Mr. Button, without due consideration.Babies supply department in the rear.Why, I dont think-Im not sure thats what I want. Its-hes anunusually large-size child. Exceptionally-ah large.They have the largest childs sizes.Where is the boys department? inquired Mr. Button, shifting hisground despe

34、rately. He felt that the clerk must surely scent hisshameful secret.Right here.Well- He hesitated. The notion of dressing his son in mensclothes was repugnant to him. If, say, he could only find a very largeboys suit, he might cut off that long and awful beard, dye the whitehair brown, and thus mana

35、ge to conceal the worst, and to retainsomething of his own self-respect-not to mention his position inBaltimore society.But a frantic inspection of the boys department revealed no suits tofit the new-born Button. He blamed the store, of course-in suchcases it is the thing to blame the store.How old

36、did you say that boy of yours was? demanded the clerkcuriously.Hes-sixteen.Oh, I beg your pardon. I thought you said six _hours_. Youllfind the youths department in the next aisle.Mr. Button turned miserably away. Then he stopped, brightened, andpointed his finger toward a dressed dummy in the windo

37、w display.There! he exclaimed. Ill take that suit, out there on the dummy.The clerk stared. Why, he protested, thats not a childs suit. Atleast it _is_, but its for fancy dress. You could wear ityourself!Wrap it up, insisted his customer nervously. Thats what I want.The astonished clerk obeyed.Back

38、at the hospital Mr. Button entered the nursery and almost threwthe package at his son. Heres your clothes, he snapped out.The old man untied the package and viewed the contents with aquizzical eye.They look sort of funny to me, he complained, I dont want to bemade a monkey of-Youve made a monkey of

39、me! retorted Mr. Button fiercely. Never youmind how funny you look. Put them on-or Ill-or Ill _spank_you. He swallowed uneasily at the penultimate word, feelingnevertheless that it was the proper thing to say.All right, father-this with a grotesque simulation of filialrespect-youve lived longer; you

40、 know best. Just as you say.As before, the sound of the word father caused Mr. Button to startviolently.And hurry.Im hurrying, father.When his son was dressed Mr. Button regarded him with depression. Thecostume consisted of dotted socks, pink pants, and a belted blousewith a wide white collar. Over

41、the latter waved the long whitishbeard, drooping almost to the waist. The effect was not good.Wait!Mr. Button seized a hospital shears and with three quick snapsamputated a large section of the beard. But even with this improvementthe ensemble fell far short of perfection. The remaining brush ofscra

42、ggly hair, the watery eyes, the ancient teeth, seemed oddly out oftone with the gaiety of the costume. Mr. Button, however, wasobdurate-he held out his hand. Come along! he said sternly.His son took the hand trustingly. What are you going to call me,dad? he quavered as they walked from the nursery-j

43、ust baby for awhile? till you think of a better name?Mr. Button grunted. I dont know, he answered harshly. I thinkwell call you Methuselah.3Even after the new addition to the Button family had had his hair cutshort and then dyed to a sparse unnatural black, had had his faceshaved so dose that it gli

44、stened, and had been attired in small-boyclothes made to order by a flabbergasted tailor, it was impossible forButton to ignore the fact that his son was a excuse for a first familybaby. Despite his aged stoop, Benjamin Button-for it was by this namethey called him instead of by the appropriate but

45、invidiousMethuselah-was five feet eight inches tall. His clothes did notconceal this, nor did the clipping and dyeing of his eyebrows disguisethe fact that the eyes under-were faded and watery and tired. Infact, the baby-nurse who had been engaged in advance left the houseafter one look, in a state

46、of considerable indignation.But Mr. Button persisted in his unwavering purpose. Benjamin was ababy, and a baby he should remain. At first he declared that ifBenjamin didnt like warm milk he could go without food altogether,but he was finally prevailed upon to allow his son bread and butter,and even

47、oatmeal by way of a compromise. One day he brought home arattle and, giving it to Benjamin, insisted in no uncertain terms thathe should play with it, whereupon the old man took it with-a wearyexpression and could be heard jingling it obediently at intervalsthroughout the day.There can be no doubt,

48、though, that the rattle bored him, and that hefound other and more soothing amusements when he was left alone. Forinstance, Mr. Button discovered one day that during the preceding weekbe had smoked more cigars than ever before-a phenomenon, which wasexplained a few days later when, entering the nurs

49、ery unexpectedly, hefound the room full of faint blue haze and Benjamin, with a guiltyexpression on his face, trying to conceal the butt of a dark Havana.This, of course, called for a severe spanking, but Mr. Button foundthat he could not bring himself to administer it. He merely warned hisson that

50、he would stunt his growth.Nevertheless he persisted in his attitude. He brought home leadsoldiers, he brought toy trains, he brought large pleasant animalsmade of cotton, and, to perfect the illusion which he wascreating-for himself at least-he passionately demanded of the clerkin the toy-store whet

51、her the paint would come oft the pink duck ifthe baby put it in his mouth. But, despite all his fathers efforts,Benjamin refused to be interested. He would steal down the back stairsand return to the nursery with a volume of the EncyclopediaBritannica, over which he would pore through an afternoon,

52、while hiscotton cows and his Noahs ark were left neglected on the floor.Against such a stubbornness Mr. Buttons efforts were of little avail.The sensation created in Baltimore was, at first, prodigious. What themishap would have cost the Buttons and their kinsfolk socially cannotbe determined, for t

53、he outbreak of the Civil War drew the citysattention to other things. A few people who were unfailingly politeracked their brains for compliments to give to the parents-andfinally hit upon the ingenious device of declaring that the babyresembled his grandfather, a fact which, due to the standard sta

54、te ofdecay common to all men of seventy, could not be denied. Mr. and Mrs.Roger Button were not pleased, and Benjamins grandfather wasfuriously insulted.Benjamin, once he left the hospital, took life as he found it. Severalsmall boys were brought to see him, and he spent a stiff-jointedafternoon try

55、ing to work up an interest in tops and marbles-he evenmanaged, quite accidentally, to break a kitchen window with a stonefrom a sling shot, a feat which secretly delighted his father.Thereafter Benjamin contrived to break something every day, but he didthese things only because they were expected of

56、 him, and because hewas by nature obliging.When his grandfathers initial antagonism wore off, Benjamin and thatgentleman took enormous pleasure in one anothers company. They wouldsit for hours, these two, so far apart in age and experience, and,like old cronies, discuss with tireless monotony the sl

57、ow events ofthe day. Benjamin felt more at ease in his grandfathers presence thanin his parents-they seemed always somewhat in awe of him and,despite the dictatorial authority they exercised over him, frequentlyaddressed him as Mr.He was as puzzled as any one else at the apparently advanced age ofhi

58、s mind and body at birth. He read up on it in the medical journal,but found that no such case had been previously recorded. At hisfathers urging he made an honest attempt to play with other boys, andfrequently he joined in the milder games-football shook him up toomuch, and he feared that in case of

59、 a fracture his ancient bones wouldrefuse to knit.When he was five he was sent to kindergarten, where he initiated intothe art of pasting green paper on orange paper, of weaving colouredmaps and manufacturing eternal cardboard necklaces. He was inclined todrowse off to sleep in the middle of these t

60、asks, a habit which bothirritated and frightened his young teacher. To his relief shecomplained to his parents, and he was removed from the school. TheRoger Buttons told their friends that they felt he was too young.By the time he was twelve years old his parents had grown used to him.Indeed, so str

61、ong is the force of custom that they no longer felt thathe was different from any other child-except when some curiousanomaly reminded them of the fact. But one day a few weeks after histwelfth birthday, while looking in the mirror, Benjamin made, orthought he made, an astonishing discovery. Did his

62、 eyes deceive him,or had his hair turned in the dozen years of his life from white toiron-gray under its concealing dye? Was the network of wrinkles on hisface becoming less pronounced? Was his skin healthier and firmer, witheven a touch of ruddy winter colour? He could not tell. He knew thathe no l

63、onger stooped, and that his physical condition had improvedsince the early days of his life.Can it be-? he thought to himself, or, rather, scarcely dared tothink.He went to his father. I am grown, he announced determinedly. Iwant to put on long trousers.His father hesitated. Well, he said finally, I

64、 dont know. Fourteenis the age for putting on long trousers-and you are only twelve.But youll have to admit, protested Benjamin, that Im big for myage.His father looked at him with illusory speculation. Oh, Im not sosure of that, he said. I was as big as you when I was twelve.This was not true-it was all part of Roger Buttons silent agreementwith himself to believe in his sons normality.Finally a compromise was reached. Benjamin was to continue to dye hishair.