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1、101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)101试播Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.Monica:Theresnothingtotell!HesjustsomeguyIworkwith!Joey:Comeon,youregoingoutwiththeguy!Theresgottabe没啥好说的！他不过是我的同事！somethingwrongwithhim!少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你Chandler:AllrightJoe

2、y,benice.Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahump交往的男人一定有问题！andahairpiece?打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?带假发？(Theyallstare,bemused.)慢着，他吃粉笔吗？Phoebe:Just,cause,IdontwanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.Itsjusttwo我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。peoplegoingouttodinn

3、erand-nothavingsex.各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃Chandler:Soundslikeadatetome.晚餐，而且不做爱。听起来好像是说我的约会。TimeLapseChandler:Alright,sormbackinhighschool,rmstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.发现自己全身赤裸。Chandler:Then1lookdown,andIrealizetheresaphone.th

4、ere.我做过那样的梦。Joey:Insteadof.?我低头一看，看见有一支电话在那儿。Chandler:Thatsright.而不疋?Joey:Neverhadthatdream.没错。Phoebe:No.我没做过那样的梦，没有。Chandler:Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdontknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.Monica:Andtheywerentlookingatyoubefore?!那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每Chandler:Finally,Ifigurerdbettera

5、nswerit,anditturnsoutitsmy个人都开始望着我。mother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!他们以前不看你吗？！TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，Ross:(mortified)Hi.我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给Joey:Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.我！Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?嗨。Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbed

6、my这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。smallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmy你还好吧？neck.我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠Chandler:Cookie?子，从我的口中取岀，然后绑在我脖上Monica:(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.饼干？Joey:Ohh.卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。Monica:(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.-我帮你泡杯咖啡，Ross:Thanks.谢了。Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!(Shestartsto

7、pluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)不要别清理我的灵气。可是别碰我的Ross:No,nodont!Stopcleansingmyaura!No,justleavemyaura灵气就是了。alone,okay?好吧，保持晦气！Phoebe:Fine!Bemurky!我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。Ross:nibefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshellbeveryhappy.-不，你不会的，没错，Monica:Noyoudont.-我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！Ross:NoIdont,tohellwithher,sheleftme

8、!而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。Joey:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian.没有！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话Ross:No!Okay?!Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?She题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。didntknow,howshouldIknow?Chandler:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.(Theyallstareathim.)有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声DidIsaythatoutloud?说出来了吗？Ross:Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseem

9、edtotakeitpretty昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。well.真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女Monica:Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawoman人歇斯底里的向我哭诉，“我不能抱孙子了，atsobbing3:00A.M.,Illneverhavegrandchildren,nineverhave我不能抱孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？grandchildren.waswhat?Awrongnumber?对不起。Ross:Sorry.别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。你现在很痛苦。我一Joey:AlrightRoss,look.Your

10、efeelingalotofpainrightnow.Youre肚子火，心如刀割。能告诉你解决之道吗？angry.Yourehurting.Can1tellyouwhattheansweris?脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。(Rossgestureshisconsent.)我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。Joey:Stripjoint!Cmon,youresingle!Havesomehormones!Ross:Idontwanttobesingle,okay?Ijust.Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!我只想要一百万！(Rachelentersinawetweddi

11、ngdressandstartstosearchtheroom.)-瑞秋？！Chandler:AndIjustwantamilliondollars!(Heextendshishand-天啊，莫妮卡，谢天谢地！我到过你的住hopefully.)处，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你Monica:Rachel?!可能会在这儿，结果你真的在这儿。Rachel:OhGodMonicahi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouwerentthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyou想来杯咖啡吗？mightbehereandyo

12、uare,youare!无咖啡因的。各位，她叫瑞秋，另一位从林Waitress:Can1getyousomecoffee?肯高中生存下来的人。这位叫钱德勒，菲比，Monica:(pointingatRachel)De-caff.(toAll)Okay,everybody,thisis乔伊。还记得我哥罗斯吗？Rachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.(toRachel)Thisiseverybody,当然。thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermy嗨。brotherRoss?Rachel:Hi,sure!Ross

13、:Hi.你想现在告诉我们，还是等伴娘来再说？(TheygotohugbutRosssumbrellaopens.Hesitsbackdown婚礼前半个小时发生了变数。我在堆放礼物defeatedagain.AmomentofsileneefollowsasRachelsitsandthe的房间里，看着船形卤肉盘，非常漂亮的船othersexpecthertoexplain.)形卤肉盘，突然间Monica:Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwet有没有代糖？我了解船形卤肉盘此巴瑞更bridesmaids?能引起我的“性趣”，我自己都吓了一跳，Rac

14、hel:OhGod.well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethe巴瑞愈看愈像猪头先生。我一直都认为他很wedding.1wasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,眼熟。总之,我必须离开。我开始想，我为何andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamauge这么做？我为谁这样做？于是我不知该走gravyboat.Whenallofasudden-(tothewaitressthatbroughther往何处，我知道你我日渐疏远。但是你是我coffee)Sweetn

15、Lo?-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythis在这个城市，认识的唯一一个人。gravyboatthanbyBarry!Andthen1gotreallyfreakedout,andthatswhenithitme:howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Yknow,Imean,1alwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but.Anyway,Ijusthadtoget好像是唯一没受邀参加婚礼的人。outofthere,andIstartedwonderingWhyamIdoingthis,andwho这件事就甭提啦。amId

16、oingthisfor?.(toMonica)SoanywayIjustdidntknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart,butyouretheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.我猜他送她一台管风琴，她肯定不喜欢，Monica:Whowasntinvitedtothewedding.金枪鱼还是鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！我要拥有克莉丝汀拥有的一切。爸，我不能嫁给他对不起，我只是不爱他。对，是我的问题！如果我没了头发，还不如去死。她不该穿那条裤子。我建议推她下楼，推她下楼！推她下楼！推她下楼！爸，

17、你听我说大家这样评价我这一辈子：你是一只鞋今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋会怎样。我说如果我想当皮包呢？或是帽子呢？不，我不需你帮我买帽子。我说我是一顶帽子。爸，这是一种比喻。你看他也有些问题。爸，这是我的人生。或许我会和莫妮卡住在这儿。我想我们已确定好谁要和莫妮卡住在这儿。或许那是我的决定。或许我不希罕你的钱。等一下，等一下我说的是或许！深呼吸，就这样。试着想着美好的事物Rachel:Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldntbeanissue.Scene:MonicasApartment,everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVan

18、daretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.Monica:Nowrmguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshesreallynothappyaboutit.Chandler:(imitatingthecharacters)Tunaoreggsalad?Decide!Ross:(inadeepvoice)nihavewhateverChristineishaving.Rachel:(onphone)Daddy,Ijust.Icantmarryhim!Imsorry.Ijustdontlovehim.Well,itmatte

19、rstome!(ThesceneonTVhaschangedtoshowtwowomen,oneisholdingherhair.)Phoebe:IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff.Chandler:(reTV)Ooh,sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.Joey:Isaypushherdownthestairs.Phoebe,Ross,Chandler,andJoey:Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!(Sheispusheddownthe

20、stairsandeveryonecheers.)Rachel:CmonDaddy,listentome!Itslike,itslike,allofmylife,everyonehasalwaystoldme,Youreashoe!Youreashoe,youreashoe,youreashoe!.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,WhatifIdontwannabeashoe?WhatifIwannabea-apurse,yknow?Ora-orahat!No,ImnotsayingIwantyoutobuymeahat,ImsayingIamaha-Itsameta

21、phor,Daddy!Ross:Youcanseewherehedhavetrouble.玫瑰上的雨滴，猫嘴上的胡须，门铃和雪橇Rachel:LookDaddy,itsmylife.WellmaybenijuststayherewithMonica.之类的。啦啦啦还有手套Monica:Well,Iguessweveestablishedwhosstayingherewith我现在好多了。Monica.我的功劳。Rachel:Well,maybethatsmydecision.Well,maybeIdontneed或许这样最好，要自立，决定自己的事情。yourmoney.Wait!Wait,Is

22、aidmaybe!TimeLapse,Rachelisbreatingintoapaperbag.有任何需要找乔伊准没错。我和钱徳勒就住Monica:Justbreathe,breathe.thatsit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalm在对面，而且他经常不在家。things.Phoebe:(sings)Raindropsonrosesandrabbitsandkittens.乔伊,少趁虚而入了，今天是她大喜的日子。(RachelandMonicaturntolookather.)bluebellsandsleighbells什么？有规定不能吗？and-somethingwit

23、hmittens.Lalalala.somethingandnoodleswithstring.Theseareafew.别再这样，声音很刺耳。Rachel:rmallbetternow.我是保罗。Phoebe:(grinsandwalkstothekitchenandsaystoChandlerand天啊，6:30了吗？让他进来！Joey.)Ihelped!保罗是谁？调酒的那个保罗？Monica:Okay,look,thisisprobablyforthebest,yknow?或许吧。Independence.Takingcontrolofyourlife.Thewhole,hatthing

24、.等等，你今晚该不是真的要和调酒的那个保Joey:(comfortingher)Andhey,youneedanything,youcanalways罗约会吧？cometoJoey.MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Andhesawaya他终于开口约你了？对。lot.终于被你等到了。Monica:Joey,stophittingonher!Itsherweddingday!瑞秋，等等，我可以取消。Joey:What,liketheresaruleorsomething?不用了，你去吧，我不会有事的。(ThedoorbuzzersoundsandChandlerget

25、sit.)罗斯，你没事吧。你要我留下来吗？Chandler:Pleasedontdothatagain,itsahorriblesound.Paul:(overtheintercom)Its,uh,itsPaul.那样最好Monica:OhGod,isit6:30?Buzzhimin!真的吗？Joey:WhosPaul?-假的，去吧！是保罗，调酒师耶！Ross:PaultheWineGuy,Paul?什么意思？他是卖酒的，喝酒的，还是评酒Monica:Maybe.的？Joey:Wait.YournotarealdatetonightiswithPaultheWineGuy?请进！保罗，这位是R

26、oss:Hefinallyaskedyouout?各位，各位，他就是保罗。Monica:Yes!保罗调酒大师。Chandler:Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.抱歉，我没听清楚你名字。保罗，是吗？Monica:Rach,wait,Icancancel.Rachel:Please,no,go,thatdbefine!我马上就好，我去，去Monica:(toRoss)Are,areyouokay?Imean,doyouwantmetostay?神魂恍惚啦？Ross:(chokedvoice)Thatdbegood.换衣服！请坐，两秒钟。Monica:(horrified)Re

27、ally?我刚拔掉四根睫毛，不妙。Ross:(normalvoice)No,goon!ItsPaultheWineGuy!嗨，保罗！Phoebe:Whatdoesthatmean?Doeshesellit,drinkit,orjust嗯，有何指教？complainalot?(Chandlerdoesntknow.)一个小秘密，莫妮卡其实就喜欢这样，你摩(TheresaknockonthedooranditsPaul.)擦她脖子的同一个地方，反反复复，直到那Monica:Hi,comein!Paul,thisis.(Theyarealllinedupnexttothe里开始有点发红。door.)

28、.everybody,everybody,thisisPaul.乔伊你给我闭嘴！All:Hey!Paul!Hi!TheWineGuy!Hey!瑞秋，你打算如何渡过今晚？Chandler:Imsorry,Ididntcatchyourname.Paul,wasit?我应该在前往阿鲁巴渡蜜月的途中，因此没Monica:Okay,umm-umm,Illjust-Illberightback,Ijustgottago了！ah,goah.我懂，你没去渡蜜月。虽然阿鲁巴在此时Ross:Awandering?有很多大蜥蜴，如果你今晚不想独处，Monica:Change!Okay,sitdown.(Shows

29、Paulin)Twoseconds.乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿帮我组合新家俱，Phoebe:Ooh,Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcantbegood.对，我们都相当兴奋。(Monicagoestochange.)谢谢，但我今晚想待在这儿，我折磨了一天。Joey:Hey,Paul!好吧，当然。Paul:Yeah?菲此，想帮忙吗？Joey:Heresalittletip,shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthe我可以去，但我不去。samespotoverandoverandoveragainuntilitstartstogetal

30、ittlered.Monica:(yellingfromthebedroom)Shutup,Joey!Ross:SoRachel,whatreyou,uh.whatreyouuptotonight?爱情似炎炎夏日中的阵雨般美妙，Rachel:Well,IwaskindasupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyloveisawondrousworkofart,honeymoon,sonothing!butyourloveohyourlove,yourlove.Ross:Right,yourenotevengettingyourhoneymoon,God.No,no,islik

31、eagiantpigeon.crappingonmyalthough,Aruba,thistimeofyear.talkaboutyour-(thinks)-bigheart.啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-谢谢。lizards.Anyway,ifyoudontfeellikebeingalonetonight,Joeyand我应该用蜗杆将托架装在侧面，但我没看见Chandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.托架和蜗杆，而且，我的脚好麻。Chandler:(deadpan)Yes,andwereveryexcitedaboutit.Rache

32、l:Wellactuallythanks,butIthinkrmjustgonnahangoutheretonight.Itsbeenkindaalongday.我想我们做好书架了。Ross:Okay,sure.真漂亮。Joey:HeyPheebs,youwannahelp?这是什么？Phoebe:Oh,IwishIcould,butIdontwantto.我只能说这是个“L”型托架。CommercialBreak是哪儿的？Seene:TheSubway,Phoebeissingingforchange.我也不知道。Phoebe:(singing)Loveissweetassummershow

33、ers,loveisa书架做好了！终于做好了！wondrousworkofart,butyourloveohyourlove,yourlove.islikea这是卡罗最爱喝的啤酒。giantpigeon.crappingonmyheart.La-la-la-la-la-(someguygives她总是不用杯子喝，我早应该看岀蛛丝马hersomechangeandtothatguy)Thankyou.(sings)迹。La-la-la-la.ohhh!嗨Scene:RosssApartment,theguysarethereassemblingfurniture.如果你再这样，我们就走了。Ros

34、s:(squattingandreadingtheinstructions)rmsupposedtoattach对啊，请不要破坏这里的乐趣。abracketythingtothesidethings,usingabunchoftheselittleworm罗斯，我问你一个问题。guys.Ihavenobracketything,1seenowhimguyswhatsoeverand-I她分得家俱，音响和好电视。cannotfeelmylegs.你分得什么？(JoeyandChandlerarefinishingassemblingthebookcase.)你们。Joey:Imthinkingw

35、evegotabookcasehere.天啊。Chandler:Itsabeautifulthing.你昏头了吧。Joey:(pickingupaleftoverpart)Whatsthis?嗯，天啊！Chandler:IwouldhavetosaythatisanL-shapedbracket.嗯，天啊。Joey:Whichgoeswhere?我知道，我是个大白痴。Chandler:Ihavenoidea.她每周看四五次牙医时我就该了解，(JoeychecksthatRossisnotlookinganddumpsitinaplant.)我指牙齿能有多干净？Joey:Donewiththeb

36、ookcase!我哥正承受着这种痛苦，Chandler:Allfinished!一副失魂落魄的样子。Ross:(clutchingabeercanandsniffing)ThiswasCarolsfavorite你是怎么熬过来的？beer.Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan,1shouldhaveknown.你可以不小心砸烂她贵着的东西，如她Joey:Hey-hey-hey-hey,ifyouregonnastartwiththatstuffwere的outtahere.她的Chandler:Yes,pleasedontspoilallthisfun.腿？Joey:Ross

37、,letmeaskyouaquestion.Shegotthefurniture,the这样也不赖！我stereo,thegoodTV-whatdidyouget?我砸烂了她的表。Ross:Youguys.你真的砸烂过她的表？Chandler:Oh,God.哇！我做过的最坏的事情是，Joey:Yougotscrewed.我撕碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。Chandler:OhmyGod!嗯，机智脱身。Scene:ARestaurant,MonicaandPaulareeating.对啊。Monica:OhmyGod!巴瑞，真是对不起。Paul:Iknow,Iknow,Imsuchanidiot.1g

38、uessIshouldhavecaught你一定认为此事与我那次说的话有关，onwhenshestartedgoingtothedentistfourandfivetimesaweek.I关于你做爱时，mean,howcleancanteethget?穿着袜子，Monica:Mybrothersgoingthroughthatrightnow,hessucha其实不是，mess.Howdidyougetthroughit?冋题出在我身上，我Paul:Well,youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableof答录机又把我挂断了。hers,say

39、her-不管怎样瞧瞧，瞧瞧，Monica:-leg?我知道某个女孩会不可思议的，Paul:(laughing)Thatsoneway!Me,I-Iwentforthewatch.成为凡可？巴瑞太太，Monica:Youactuallybrokeherwatch?Wow!TheworstthingI但那不是我，不是我。everdidwas,I-Ishreddedbyboyfriendsfavoritebathtowel.而我现在连我自己是谁都不知道，Paul:Ooh,steerclearofyou.但你还应该给我一个机会向你Monica:Thatsright.Seene:MonicasApart

40、ment,Rachelistalking我离婚啦！onthephoneandpacing.Rachel:Barry,Imsorry.Iamsosorry.IknowyouprobablythinkthatthisisallaboutwhatIsaidtheotherdayaboutyoumakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisnt.itisnt,itsaboutme,andIju-(Shestopstalkinganddialsthephone.)Hi,machinecutmeoffagainanyway.look,look,Iknowthatsomegirlisgo

41、ingtobeincrediblyluckytobecomeMrs.BarryFinkel,butitisntme,itsnotme.AndnotthatIhaveanyideawhomeisrightnow,butyoujusthavetogivemeachaneetoo.(Themachingcutsheroffagainandsheredials.)Scene:RosssApartment;RossispacingwhileJoeyandChandlerareworkingonsomemorefurniture.Ross:rmdivorced!rmonly26andrmdivorced!

42、Joey:Shutup!Chandler:Youmuststop!(Chandlerhitswhatheisworkingonwithahammeranditcollapses.)Ross:Thatonlytookmeanhour.Chandler:Look,Ross,yougottaunderstand,betweenuswehaventhadarelationshipthathaslastedIongerthanaMento.You,howeverhavehadtheloveofawomanforfouryears.Fouryearsofclosenessandsharingattheen

43、dofwhichsherippedyourheartout,andthatiswhywedontdoit!Idontthinkthatwasmypoint!我才26岁就离婚啦!闭嘴！你还是停下来吧！我才花了一小时。看啊，罗斯，你应该理解，我们认识不是太久，但你和一个女人相爱已经四年了，四年的封闭和分享，最后她把你的心都麻醉了，这就是我们为什么不这样做！这还不是最重要的！你知道最可怕的是什么？万一每个人一生只有一个女人怎么办？我的意思是如果你只有一个女人时该怎么办？不幸地我唯一的女人爱的是她你在说什么？一个女人。那就像在说你只能吃一种口味的冰淇淋，罗斯，告诉你吧，冰淇淋的口种有千百种。有各种点心

44、糖果冰淇淋你可以加上小糖条或是核果，或是奶油，这是你一生中最美好的事。Ross:Youknowwhatthescariestpartis?Whatiftheresonlyonewomanforeverybody,yknow?Imeanwhatifyougetonewoman-andthatsit?Unfortunatelyinmycase,therewasonlyonewoman-你八岁时就结婚了吧？forher.欢迎来到世界！抓住勺子！Joey:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Onewoman?Thatslikesaying我真的不知道自己是饥渴还是欲火焚身？theresonl

45、yoneflavoroficecreamforyou.Lemmetellyou那么就别碰我家的冰箱。something,Ross.Thereslotsofflavorsoutthere.TheresRocky自从她甩掉我之后我，Road,andCookieDough,andBing!CherryVanilia.Youcouldgetem什么？withJimmies,ornuts,orwhippedcream!Thisisthebestthingthat什么，你打算边嚼面条边讲？everhappenedtoyou!Yougotmarried,youwere,like,what,eight?不，这

46、就像是”第五次约会真情告白”Welcomebacktotheworld!Grabaspoon!有第五次约会？Ross:Ihonestlydontknowifrmhungryorhorny.不需要吗？Chandler:Stayoutofmyfreezer!Scene:ARestaurant,Monicaand需要，我想需要的。Paularestilleating.你刚才想说什么？Paul:Eversinceshewalkedoutonme,I,uh.这个呃Monica:What?.What,youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?自从她离开后，Paul:No,its,itsm

47、oreofafifthdatekindarevelation.我就一直无法没做过Monica:Oh,sothereisgonnabeafifthdate?性方面的Paul:Isntthere?天啊,天啊,对不起,对不起。Monica:Yeah.yeah,Ithinkthereis.-Whatwereyougonnasay?没关系Paul:Well,ever-ev-.eversincesheleftme,um,Ihaventbeenable你现在需要的应该不是让人吐口水吧。to,uh,perform.(Monicatakesasipofherdrink.).Sexually.多久了？Monica

48、:(spittingoutherdrinkinshock)OhGod,ohGod,Iam两年了。sorry.Iamsosorry.哇！真高兴你砸烂了她的表！Paul:Itsokay.你还想要第五次约会？Monica:Iknowbeingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedright当然想。now.Um.howlong?我们今天来这里参加Paul:Twoyears.乔安妮？路易丝？坎宁安和查尔斯？Monica:Wow!Im-Im-Imgladyousmashedherwatch!恰棋-恰棋-恰棋？阿可勒的神圣婚礼。Paul:Soyoustillthinkyou,um.mi

49、ghtwantthatfifthdate?喔看乔安妮爱的是恰棋。Monica:(pause).Yeah.Yeah,Ido.差别就在这儿！Scene:MonicasApartment,RacheliswatchingJoanneLovesChaci.抓住勺子。PriestonTV:WearegatheredheretodaytojoinJoanneLouise知道我等着“抓这把勺子”等了多久吗？CunninghamandCharles,Chachi-Chachi-Chachi,Arcolainthebound你对”此尔，别逞英雄”这句话有感觉吗？ofholymatrimony.非常对不起！Rac

50、hel:Oh.see.butJoannelovedChachi!Thatsthedifferenee!但我要走了，Seene:RosssApartment,theyreallsittingaroundandtalking.我有个约会，和Ross:(scornful)Grabaspoon.Doyouknowhowlongitsbeensince安德里亚安吉拉安德里亚嗨，rvegrabbedaspoon?DothewordsBilly,dontbeaheromean安吉拉喜欢尖叫，安德里亚养猫。anythingtoyou?对。谢谢。六月份了。我走了。Joey:Greatstory!But,Iuh,

51、Igottago,Igotadatewith是这样的。Andrea-Angela-Andrea.Ohman,(lookstoChandler)就算我鼓起勇气约女人出去，Chandler:Angelasthescreamer,Andreahascats.但我要约谁呀？Joey:Right.Thanks.ItsJune.rmouttahere.(Exits.)神奇吧？我这辈子从没泡过咖啡。Ross:Yknow,heresthething.EvenifIcouldgetittogetherenough真神奇。to-toaskawomanout,.whoamIgonnaask?(Hegazesouto

52、fthe恭喜了。window.)你看，我觉得只要我会泡咖啡，CuttoRachelstaringoutofherwindow.就没有什么不行。CommercialBreak如果能侵入波兰，Scene:MonicasApartment,RachelismakingcoffeeforJoeyand就能征服一切。Chandler.如果你兴致大发想做蛋饼，Rachel:Isntthisamazing?Imean,1havenevermadecoffeebefore老实说我不太饿inmyentirelife.好啊，Lenny和Squigy来啦。Chandler:Thatisamazing.早安。早安。J

53、oey:Congratulations.早安。Rachel:Yknow,IfigureifIcanmakecoffee,thereisntanythingI早安,保罗。cantdo.你好,保罗。Chandler:IfcaninvadePoland,thereisntanythingIcantdo.嗨，保罗，是吗？Joey:Listen,whileyoureonaroll,ifyoufeellikeyougottamakelike谢谢你！太谢谢你了！aWesternomeletorsomething.(JoeyandChandlertastethecoffee,好了！grimace,andpou

54、ritintoaplantpot.)AlthoughactuallyImreallynot不行，我要告诉你昨晚就像thathungry.我所有的生日，毕业典礼，Monica:(entering,toherself)Ohgood,LennyandSquigyarehere.和谷仓收获季节加在一起一样。All:Morning.Goodmorning.晚点打电话。Paul:(enteringfromMonicasroom)Morning.好。谢谢。Joey:Morning,Paul.那还不叫约会？！Rachel:Hello,Paul.那你真正的约会到底干些什么？Chandler:Hi,Paul,is

55、it?闭嘴，把桌子抬回去。(MonicaandPaulwalktothedoorandtalkinalowvoicesothe好吧！otherscanthear.TheothersmoveMonicastableclosertothedoor孩子们，我要上班去了。sothattheycan.)如果我不输入那些数字Paul:Thankyou!Thankyousomuch!也没什么关系Monica:Stop!你们大伙儿都有工作？Paul:No,Imtellingyoulastnightwaslikeumm,allmybirthdays,对，我们都有工作。bothgraduations,plusth

56、ebarnraisingseeneinWitness.这样才有钱买东西。Monica:Welltalklater.对，我是个演员。Paul:Yeah.(Theykiss)Thankyou.(Exits)我见过你吗？Joey:Thatwasntarealdate?!Whatthehelldoyoudoonareal大概没见过吧。date?我大部份都是在地区性的节目中演岀。Monica:Shutup,andputmytableback.等等，除非你看过小木偶的重播。All:Okayyy!(Theydoso.)这也算是工作吧？Chandler:Allright,kids,Igottagettowor

57、k.IfIdontinputthose瞧，盖佩多，我是个活生生的小男孩。numbers,.itdoesntmakemuchofadifferenee.我不会理睬这种羞辱。Rachel:So,like,youguysallhavejobs?你说得对，抱歉。Monica:Yeah,weallhavejobs.See,thatshowwebuystuff.我曾是个小木偶小木偶Joey:Yeah,Imanactor.告诉你们，他死定了。Rachel:Wow!WouldIhaveseenyouinanything?嗨，钱德勒？Joey:Idoubtit.Mostlyregionalwork.今天感觉如何

58、？Monica:Ohwait,wait,uniessyouhappenedtocatchtheReruns睡得还好吧？和巴瑞通过电话吗？productionofPinocchio,atthelittletheaterinthepark.我无法停止笑。Joey:Look,itwasajoballright?我看得岀来。Chandler:Look,Gippetto,Imarealliveboy.你这样子像是昨晚口中含着衣架睡觉。Joey:Iwillnottakethisabuse.(Walkstothedoorandopensitto我知道，他是那么leave.)还记得你和东尼戴马克？Chandl

59、er:Youreright,Imsorry.(Burstintosonganddancesoutof记得。thedoor.)OnceIwasawoodenboy,alittlewoodenboy.就像那样。那样感觉。Joey:Youshouldbothknow,thathesadeadman.Oh,Chandler?你惹上麻烦了。(StartsafterChandler.)Monica:Sohowyoudoingtoday?Didyou大麻烦！sleepokay?TalktoBarry?Icantstopsmiling.需要婚纱吗？几乎没用过的。Rachel:Icanseethat.Youlo

60、oklikeyousleptwithahangerinyour我想我们有点不知所以了。mouth.我要清醒，去工作。Monica:Iknow,hesjustso,so.DoyourememberyouandTony整天都不想他，DeMarco?或者只是清醒然后去工作。Rachel:Oh,yeah.-祝我幸运！Monica:Well,itslikethat.Withfeelings.为什么？Rachel:Ohwow.Areyouintrouble.我要去找工作。Monica:Bigtime!嗨，莫妮卡！Rachel:Wantaweddingdress?Hardlyused.法兰妮，欢迎回来！Monica:Ithinkwearegettingalittleaheadofselveshere.Okay.佛罗里达如何？Okay.Iamjustgoingtogetup,gotoworkandnotthinkabouthim你们上床了，对不？allday.Orelsermjustgonnagetupandgotowork.你怎么看出来的？R