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其他范文/相声小品剧本 谁陷害了兔子罗杰WhoFramedRogerRabbit who shot roger rabbit? (working title) written by jeffrey price and peter s. seaman third draft september 2, 1986 who shot roger rabbit?this movie starts the way all movies should. with acartoon. its not a disney or a warners. its not afleischer, an mgm, or a lanz. this is a lesser knownstudio.fade in:on a maroon cartoonaccompanied by zany cartoon music, the title card reads: maroon cartoons present baby herman and roger rabbit in the bunnysitterbelow are two cameos of the cartoons stars. one picture isof a cherubic baby in a bonnet innocently posed with histhumb in his mouth. the other is of a paunchy rabbit with agap between his front teeth. he has a loveable, if slightlyshell-shocked look. the cartoon begins.baby herman and roger rabbitare in a playpen when two female legs in high heels walk intoframe. the voice belonging to the legs talks down to babyherman in a maternal coo. voice (o.s.) mommys going to the beauty parlor, darling. but im leaving you with your favorite friend, roger. hes going to take very, very good care of you. (voice turns ominous) . cause if he doesnt, hes going back to the science lab!roger gulps as he watches the legs disappear. we hearfootsteps recede and a door slam. roger turns confidentlyback to his charge. but the little tyke is already squeezingthrough the playpen bars. baby herman baby bye-bye.roger makes a dive for him, misses, and gets his head stuckbetween the bars. he pleads with the baby in a voice thatresonates of huntz hall in the bowery boys. roger rabbit hey, come back! you heard what your mother said!baby hermanignores roger. we follow him as he crawls into the kitchen.he stops to regard something that has caught his attention.a cookie jar. its sitting on top of the refrigerator. baby herman coo-kie.rogerwearing the playpen like a pillory, comes running toward thekitchen. but the playpen is too wide to clear the door. theimpact shattering the playpen and sends roger sprawlingacross the kitchen floor. when he looks up.baby hermanis swinging precariously on the door of the freeer. roger rabbit hang on, baby. ill save you!roger makes a desperate leap across the kitchen for the kid.but baby herman swings the door to the freezer open and rogerdisappears inside. baby herman grabs a cookie and swingsback, shutting the door. he climbs down and crawls out ofthe kitchen. after a beat, the freezer door opens.rogernow shaped like a block of ice, falls out and hits the floor.the block shatters into ice cubes. roger looks around,dazed.baby hermanhas taken this opportunity to crawl out the window. rogerraces to the window. his eyes pop out of his head at what hesees.rogers povbaby herman is crawling along the sidewalk under the shadowof a safe being hoisted into a second floor window by theacme safe moving company. the rope holding the safe isfraying down to a slender thread.rogergasps and rockets out the window toward baby herman. therope snaps. the safe falls. roger arrives just in time topluck the baby out of harms way. but not in time to savehimself. the safe crunches down on his head, burying rogerinto the sidewalk. after a beat, rogers hand appears andspins the tumbler. the safe door opens. inside, we see thedazed rabbit with little tweeting birds circling his head. voice (o.s.) cut, cut, cut!the cartoon action stops abruptly, but the goofy cartoonmusic plays on. we begin a slow pull back to reveal thatthis cartoon is being filmed live on a sound stage. thetitle card sits on an easle. the female legs are papermache props manipulated by two human crew members. wearily,they lean the legs up against the stage wall. a humandirector, wearing a tweed jacket and baggy pleated pants,steps onto the set. from the equipment and the dress of thecrew, we can tell its the 1940s. baby herman throws hiscookie down in disgust. he talks in a gravelly voice anoctave lower than wallace beerys. baby herman what the hell was wrong with that take? director nothin with you, baby herman. its on roger. again! (over shoulder) hey! could we lose the playback?the music suddenly stops as, off to the side, the soundmanlifts the needle off a phonograph record. the director leansover roger and angrily plucks one of the birds circling hishead. director (continuing) whats this, roger? roger rabbit (sheepish) a tweeting bird? director thats right, a tweeting bird. but what does the script say? rabbit gets conked. rabbit sees stars! not birds, stars! baby herman aw, for cryin out loud, roger! ill be in my trailer. takin a nap!baby herman pulls himself up to his full height of two feetand walks off the set. he chooses a route that takes himunder the dress of the script girl. she jumps as if goosed.now two crew members lift the safe off roger. roger rabbit please, raoul. i can give you stars, i know i can. just drop the safe on my head one more time. director ive already dropped it on you twenty-three times. roger rabbit dont worry about me. i can take it. director im not worried about you. im worried about the safe.continued pullback.what weve been seeing has been from the pov of a man in ashiny brown suit standing unobtrusively at the back of thesound stage. under a beat-up fedora is a craggy face thatsseen a lot in its life. but apparently didnt think much ofit was funny. eddie valiant takes a jolt from a pint ofwhiskey, evidently in reaction to what hes seen. he openshis coat and returns the pint bottle to a shoulder holsterwhich had formerly held a .38. nerves steadied, he walks outthe stage door.ext. maroon studio - dayvaliant emerges from the stage onto a bustling hollywoodstudio lot where cartoon characters (toons) and humans arecomingling as if it were the most natural thing in the world.valiant stops by an acme novelty truck which is unloadingtoon props. there are bombs, rockets, flattened pocketwatches, anvils, giant slingshots, etcetera. the licenseplate is california 1946. he fishes out a pack ofchesterfields and taps out a half a butt that had beenstubbed out. as he lights it, valiant regards a chubby,balding man wearing a three-piece suit and a worriedexpression coming towards him. he is r.k. maroon, studioboss. maroon is leading an entourage of assistants trying tokeep up. maroon starting tomorrow therell be no more roast beef lunches. what happened to cheese sandwiches? i was raised on cheese sandwiches.as the assistants dutifully record his thoughts, maroon seesa guy taking a nap in the shade of a palm tree. maroon (continuing) and tell that guy sleepin over there hes fired! assistant its your wifes brother, r.k. maroon (reconsiders) oh. tell him hes promoted. but get him out of my sight.as the assistants disperse, maroon approaches valiant. maroon valiant, did you see the rabbit? valiant he was blowin his lines, all right. so what? maroon so what? hes already put me three weeks behind on the shooting schedule!now an edith head-type hustles up to show maroon severalcostume designs. costumer your reaction, r.k.?maroon quickly checks out the drawing. maroon no! thats not funny.she flips another drawing. maroon (continuing) thats funny. put a homburg on him itll even be funnier. huh, valiant?he grabs the pad and shows valiant. the rendering is of ahippo in a pink polka-dot tu-tu. valiant (deadpan) yeah, thatd be a riot.maroon responds to valiants sarcasm with raised eyebrows. maroon boy, i hope what you have aint contagious or ill be out of business.he hands the pad back to the designer, who departs. maroon (continuing) how much do you know about show business, valiant? valiant only theres no business like it, no business i know.valiant watches an alligator in a rebel uniform dragging abrace of cannons and several toadstools parade by. maroon yeah, and theres no business as expensive. im twenty-five grand over budget on the latest bunnysitter cartoon and its all because that rabbit cant keep his mind on his work. and you know why? valiant one too many safes dropped on his head? maroon nah, that goes with the territory. hes a stunt bunny.maroon takes a copy of the hollywood tattler out of hispocket. maroon (continuing) heres the problem. (reads) seen cooing over calamari with notsonew sugar daddy was jessica rabbit. wife of maroon star, roger. (looks up) his wifes a tramp, but he thinks shes betty crocker. the doubts eatin him up. valiant so what do you want me to do? maroon get me a couple juicy pictures. somethin i can wise the rabbit up with. valiant i dont work in toontown. maroon you dont have to. the rabbits wife sings at an underground toon revue joint called the ink paint club. you can catch her in action there. valiant the jobs gonna cost you a hundred bucks. maroon a hundred bucks? thats ridiculous. valiant sos the job.valiant starts to walk away. maroon all right, all right. you got your hundred bucks.maroon turns, snaps his fingers. his assistant appears outof nowhere with maroons checkbook and a pen. the assistantturns and stoops so that maroon can write the check on hisback. maroon (continuing) fifty now, fifty when you deliver the pictures.maroon tears the check off and hands it to valiant. suddenlyvaliant ducks in reflex to a large shadow that passesoverhead. maroon (continuing; chuckles) kinda jumpy arent you, valiant? its just dumbo.above their heads - dumboswoops back and forth, then hovers, ears flapping like ahummingbird. maroon i got him on loan from disney. valiant arent you the lucky one.valiant grabs the check from maroon and starts for the gate. maroon when will i hear from you? valiant as soon as is humanly possible.we follow valiant out the gate under a wrought iron sign thatreads maroon cartoon studios. as he starts across the roadhes almost run over by a toon roadster that roars out of thegates. when it blasts its horn, its the first five notesfrom the woody woodpecker song: ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. valiantjumps back as the roadster passes. woody the woodpeckersbehind the wheel with a self-important smile on his face.valiant angrily waves the cloud of toon dust away. valiant (coughs) damn toons.across the street - a trolley caris slowing to a stop in front of the studio. its a pacificand electric red car, part of a vast system of electrictrollies that once criss-crossed the l.a. basin. valiantsteps onto the red car. he reaches into his pocket to givethe conductor his nickel fare. but he comes up with ahandful of lint. he holds out the check. conductor what do i look like, a bank?the conductor jerks his thumb toward the door. valiantsuffers the public humiliation,of having to step down pastthe rest of the boarding passengers. he walks around to theback of the red car where a gang of ten-year-olds areloitering. when the bell sounds and the red car starts topull away, the kids make a dash for a place on the cowcatcher. valiant joins them. we hold as the red car movesaway and the street urchins regard their older partner incrime with curiosity. dissolve to:a billboard signit reads: l.a.s pacific and electric red car - americasfinest public transportation system. pan down to see thatthe sign is on the roof of the trolley terminal. red carsare going in and out of the shed. move in on one carapproaching the terminal from down the street. as it passesby.valianthops off his freeloaders seat on the back, kid so long, mister.valiant waves laconically. valiant thanks for the cigarettes.we follow valiant as he crosses the street to a seedybungalow. a note is push-pinned to the door.close - noteit says: tomorrows friday. well? dolores.valianttakes the note and walks back across the street toward theterminal. he climbs up a flight of stairs, heading for a baron the mezzanine. the bar sports a red neon sign that usedto blink, the terminal station bar. but now it just says,terminal.int. terminal bar - daythe place must have been pretty swanky at the turn of thecentury when it was built in the first burst of enthusiasmover the new public transportation system. its in the motifof a trolley car. theres a large map on the wail above thebar showing all the different lines. behind the bar isdolores. if you scraped off all the makeup, youd find anattractive woman in her late thirties. she ministers to arag-tag assortment of hollywood low-lifes - who are truly atthe end of the line.valiantenters this den, lets his eyes adjust for a moment, thenbellies up to the bar. he finds a spot between a one-armedblack soldier and a midget stretched out on the bar passedout. now a trolley rumbles underneath them. the bar startsto shake like an earthquake, the lights flicker. all thedrinkers, observing a time honored ritual, lift their glassessimultaneously to avoid spilling any drops. even the midgetlifts his head until the trolley has passed. valiant reachesover the bar and blind-grabs a bottle of rye he obviouslyknows is there. he pours himself a shot. valiant hey, fellas, whats the good word? soldier lost my job.an arthritic cowboy pipes up. cowboy mule died.a deaf-mute scribbles a note on a pad hanging around hisneck. he hands the note to valiant. it says my girl dumpedme. valiant pats him on the back, consoling. valiant well, you know what they say about dames, augie.then valiant mouths the rest of it for augies benefit only.augie reads his lips, then starts to roar silently, slappinghis thigh. now dolores makes her way down the bar. shegrabs the midget by the suspenders and slides him out of theway. dolores so, makin dame jokes, huh, eddie? well, lemme remind ya pal, it was a dame who took a hundred bucks out of the till so your landlord wouldt throw you out of your dump. and it was a dame who trusted you for the money when no one else in town would. and its a dame whos tired of waitin for you to straighten yourself out and get a job! valiant would this be the same dame whos going to feel awfully foolish when she finds out ive got her money.valiant slides the check across the bar. dolores studies it.she calms down a little. dolores this is fifty bucks. i need seventy-five before they check the books tomorrow. valiant youll have it in the morning. now be a sport and lemme have twenty bucks to put in my pocket. dolores is this paper even good? valiant check the scrawl. dolores (reads) r.k. maroon.now angelo, a neanderthal sitting a few stools down, istapping the shell of a hardboiled egg. angelo maroon? valiant, dont tell me youre workin for a toon? whos your client? chilly willy or screwy squirrel?angelo chuckles at his own joke and goes to eat his egg.suddenly valiant darkens. he grabs angelo by the shirt andpulls him up to his face. valiant get this straight, greaseball. im not workin for a toon! id never work for a toon! got that?valiant jams the whole egg into angelos mouth, turns andstorms out the door. angelo sputters and spits out the egg. angelo whats his problem? dolores toon killed his brother.ext. ink paint club - nightvaliant knocks on the door of, a non-descript building in arun-down factory area. a speakeasy style peephole slidesopen revealing the face of a toon gorilla. valiant offersthe password. valiant walt sent me.the peephole slides closed and after a beat the door swingsopen.int. clubthe gorilla, dressed in a tux, gives valiant the once over.valiant resents the assessment. valiant like your monkey suit. gorilla wise ass.we follow valiant down the hall toward the main room. we canhear laughter and zany music from within.int. main roomwhen valiant steps through the doorway, we see the place isno dive. its a white tablecloth nightclub on a par with theel morroco or the garden of allah. behind the bar acaterpillar bartender is using his many arms to shake andpour several drinks at once. meanwhile a dozen penguinwaiters are gliding back and forth along the tables servingdrinks to the well-heeled crowd.on stagedonald duck and daffy duck are seated opposite each other atmatching grand pianos. what begins as a decorous duck dueton a tchaikovsky piece (complete with knuckle-cracking,seat-spinning preparations) quickly accelerates to a loonygame of one-upsmanship between these two irascible ducks.there is keyboard stomping, lid-banging, piano wire pluckingzaniness.the audienceis howling. people are wiping the tears from their eyestheyre laughing so hard. all except.valianthe lights a cigarette impassively, not humored by the toonhijinx. he spots an empty table off to the side and makeshis way towards it. a silly geezer in a loud suit is at thenext table. the geezer nods to him soberly as valiant pullsout the chair and sits down. a loud flatulence sound eruptsfrom under valiant. the geezer slaps his thigh with thehilarity of it all. geezer will you listen to that? its a pip! im thinking of callin it a whoopee cushion.valiant reaches under himself and comes up holding a deflatedrubber bladder. the geezer retrieves it from him. geezer (continuing) no hard feelings, i hope. put er there.the geezer grabs valiants hand before he can say no. wehear a buzz. valiant retracts his hand as if shocked. thegeezer howls with laughter and turns his palm to eddie. geezer (continuing) hand buzzer. real gasser.valiant rolls his eyes and grabs a penguin as it glides by. valiant scotch. penguin theres a two drink minimum. valiant just as long as theres no maximum. geezer waiter, ill sign my check now.the penguin puts a bill down on the geezers table and zipsoff. the geezer takes a fountain pen out of his jacket andwrites on the bill. but there doesnt seem to be any inkcoming out. he shakes and shakes the pen to get it flowing.it flows all right. ink splatters all over valiants shirtand pants. valiant looks down at the stain, doing a slowburn. the geezer starts laughing. valiant jumps up andgrabs him by the lapels. valiant th- 配套讲稿:
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